Psychic claims aliens will invade the field and abduct players during Scotland vs Brazil World Cup game
Daily Mail UK | June 24, 2026 | Jack BezantsA self-proclaimed psychic has tearfully claimed that aliens are about to invade the planet and are targeting the World Cup game between Scotland and Brazil on Wednesday in Miami.
The Aliens are real.
The Psychic is not.
But if it happens, cool, please, someone please take at least one good picture or video of it.
Obviously, prices being what they are, having pre-inebriated subjects saves money on control measures…
Because nothing important was going on.
“Get back to the capoeira caber tossing competition!” — the aliens.
Because they can have a baby alien on the field, and the little Kanamit is a U.S. citizen!
After being fooled for years by artificial turf they discovered real grass they can watch grow.
They got lured in on an online gambling site –
Alien Casino
They mean to take Wimbledon.
Stupid aliens.
To alleviate the boredom resulting from watching a soccer game.
Note: There were no public announcements that any alien abductions actually occurred during the Scotland vs. Brazil match.
Why Would Aliens Want To Interrupt a Soccer Game?
To “Free Palestine!”