Cindy Sheehan blames the Jews

I’d just like to say on the record that at no time did I participate in any plot to have Casey Sheehan killed.
I was too busy controlling Hollywood, manipulating Congress, setting world oil prices, altering the weather with hidden satellites, spying on everyone’s public library reading habits, fixing World Cup matches, extracting blood from Muslim babies to bake bread, bringing down the Kremlin, and killing Jesus.
But, Cindy, I’m flattered you think I can multitask so effectively that I can fit just one more thing into my alread busy schedule.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to frame Spacemonkey and Frank for a numbers racket in Palm Beach.

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  1. If there was a plot to have Casey killed, he would have to have been an idiot to freely join the military. I see who he could have gotten it from. The real plot is from the lunitic left to destroy america and this fruitcake is playing right into their hands. She is making a mockery of the sacrifices of her son and all the others that paid the price for freedom. I know you are busy with all the real plots Laurence, that’s why I don’t go to libraries any more. We can exchange receipes one day though.
    PS, Lighten up on the oil prices a bit. My big gas gussling van only gets 16 mpg. At these prices, I can’t afford to burn up all our oil so we can go kill foreingers for their oil.

  2. One thing a Joooo can’t do:
    Hog Wrestle.
    Not that I would know.
    So is Karl Rove himself Jewish? Part Jewish? Jewish Cyborg?
    I’ve got it!
    Rove=The Hebrew Hammer
    When in doubt, send the Hebrew Hammer

  3. One thing a Joooo can’t do:
    Hog Wrestle.
    Not that I would know.
    So is Karl Rove himself Jewish? Part Jewish? Jewish Cyborg?
    I’ve got it!
    Rove=The Hebrew Hammer
    When in doubt, send the Hebrew Hammer

  4. This blog seems to get a lot of hits, according to Technorati, so it might be a good place to ask this question. Cindy Sheehan, for opposing the Israeli occupation of the lands it seized in the 1967 war, “blames the Jews.” But most Israelis, or at least significant pluralities, are opposed to the Israeli occupation of those same lands. Do these Israeli Jews “blame the Jews”?

  5. Ummm. I just checked some ancient historical documents.
    It seems that some gang called the Romans actually killed Jesus.
    And I think the statute of limitations ran out on that about 1900 years ago.
    Just like you Jooooooos to take credit for something you didn’t actually do.

  6. It seems that some gang called the Romans actually killed Jesus.
    And I think the statute of limitations ran out on that about 1900 years ago.

    I think Frank put it best. Christians really don’t get upset about who killed Jesus. After all, he rose from the dead three days later. No harm, no foul.

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