Senate Democrats have introduced legislation that would legalize spying on Republicans serving in the Senate and the House of Representatives. “Say what you want about us,” opined one leading Dem, “but at least when we get caught with our pants down, it’s usually with a female. Usually.”
“Democrats understand that , in order to protect the country from Perverts and those who associate with them, sometimes it’s best to capture data when pervs don’t know you’re listening.”
Leading Democrat Nancy Pelosi commented: “We’ve decided to address the issues that threaten our nation. Were it not for the investigative efforts of our tireless investigators, Mark Foley, a REPUBLICAN, would have continued to flirt with young boys. Flirting with young men – unlike threatening to destroy our country and everyone in it – should not be protected free speech.”
When questioned by Fox News why protecting our children from perverts is different than protecting them from terrorists, they commented that they did not want to violate the separation of church and state.
Under the new proposed legislation, called Profiling Republicans, all communications between Republicans and the outside world would be monitored and supervised.
Ducky,
Also mentioned in the wire story about this bill is that results of any warrentless wiretaps on ‘publicans may only be released within 60 days prior to an election where the subject of the search is up for re-election. Otherwise, it’s just plain muckraking, and we can’t have that.
Nancy Pelosi also said that they still do not support Boy Scouts in their refusal to allow gay Scouts and Scoutmasters since being openly gay is a privilege reserved for DemoCRAPs.
There is no real surprise here. It’s what’s has been going on for decades. Now it’s out in the open.
From the Malkin site (sorry sarak);
\In 1983, two lawmakers were censured by the House of Representatives for having sexual relationships with teenage pages. Rep. Dan Crane, R-Ill., admitted to sexual relations with a 17-year-old female page, while Rep. Gerry Studds, D-Mass., admitted to sexual relations with a 17-year-old male page\
Then there were also Mel Reynolds, Barney Frank, Teddy Deaddy, and the Commander in Sleaze Little Billy Clinton.
Taking the moral high-ground is fraught with unforeseen consequences. Fortunately the Dems and Libs couldn’t find the moral high-ground with search dogs, GPS and a flashlight. Someone would probably have to hit them with it. What a satisfying mental picture that is.
Pelosi’s just frustrated that Foley likes men more than she does.