If North Korea’s bomb really was a dud, should we still enact sanctions against them or should we just point and laugh at them and call them names?
I vote the latter because that sounds like more fun. What do you think?
Maybe we should send one of our nuclear missiles to North Korea. Those who are still alive after it arrives may be able to discover what it is they did wrong and make a new missile which we will then destroy with another missile. That should take care of everyone over there, leaving wide open spaces in which to expatriate people like Oliver Stone, Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan and of course Babs and Alec.
There may be some residual radiation but these folks are environmentalist they can fix it. Green Peace will help, I’m sure.
We have to use a multipronged attack to demoralize them:
First, we intimidate the Korean scientists by having all the cool physicists bump them in the hallways, give them wedgies, knock their notes out of their hands, and taunt them with phrases such as:
“Hey dorkwad! There’s a reason engineers don’t use s#it off the internet!”
and
“You Bozos could f*ck up a stainless steel ball!”
Next we get some of those fake snakes in a can gags. We replace the peanut crunch labels with ones that say “Free Nuclear Bomb Stuff” and put them on the Korean’s desks. Then when the maroons open the lid and get a facefull of sprint and cloth we guffaw and throw wadded up paper balls at them.
Finally, we get a paper bag and print “North Korea’s Nuclear Bomb” on it, fill it with dog poop, put it on Mr. Poofyhair’s door step, set it on fire, ring the bell and run. We film him stomping it out and run it on Fox News with the headline “New North Korea Nuclear Test.”
Can we just send the population of San Francisco to North Korea so that the Norks can laugh at them? Maybe do the same with all Democrat Senators and Congressmen/women/persons/members of the animal kingdom?
I vote that we send Condi over to pat Kim Jong on his puffy head, laugh at him and them punch him in his dumb monkey face! The world will see this little dick weed getting his ass kicked by a woman…it doesn’t get any better than that!
Lets show them how it is really done. We can have our own missile test where they had theirs. Send them a 250 megatonne for contact detonation at their test facility.
Were’nt these the same guys that faked cloning a dog?
No; that was a South Korean. If the fraudulent scientist had been a North Korean, he would have eaten the dog. Not that South Koreans frown on eating dogs, but they have enough to eat.
I think we should double dog dare them to keep setting off nukes and missles in a tantrum like the one they had when they tested the extended range missile, then launched several others after it to avoid the headline about not being able to get their Dong up for more than a couple minutes.
The more tests they do now, the fewer cities they can nuke later (or sell to terrorists). It’s possible that it wasn’t a dud and everyone knows it, but another nuke test would be to our advantage on several levels. Put it on a defective missile? Even better. That’s an act of war if it comes our way (and there’s no other way to launch it), so anything we do afterwards is fair game.
BTW, someone at IMAO joked that it would be “the poofiest mushroom cloud” or something like that – Good call.
One more thing (like my posts aren’t long enough)… Do they realize they painted themselves in a corner by threatening to launch a missile with a nuke on it? They just made all future missile tests subject to nuclear retaliation because we could easily say “they said they were going to launch a missile with a nuke on it, and it was coming our way, so we considered it an act of war”. Now ALL future missile tests (that don’t land in China or something rather than the ocean – they’ll LOVE that) have to be aimed a the US, Japan, or South Korea – no options that don’t look like a strike.
I hope they enjoyed the tests they had, because they won’t get any more. I love it when his idiocy works against him.
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Cant we do both?
I think you have it backwards, Frank. See, we enact sanctions, and then THEY laugh at US… the funny thing is, it’s true.
Maybe we should send one of our nuclear missiles to North Korea. Those who are still alive after it arrives may be able to discover what it is they did wrong and make a new missile which we will then destroy with another missile. That should take care of everyone over there, leaving wide open spaces in which to expatriate people like Oliver Stone, Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan and of course Babs and Alec.
There may be some residual radiation but these folks are environmentalist they can fix it. Green Peace will help, I’m sure.
I vote for the classic HA! HA! – Hat tip to Nelson from the Simpsons.
I vote for raughing at them and call them zingers like “chia pet head”, the “poofmeister” and a bevy of skinny starvation jokes.
We have to use a multipronged attack to demoralize them:
First, we intimidate the Korean scientists by having all the cool physicists bump them in the hallways, give them wedgies, knock their notes out of their hands, and taunt them with phrases such as:
“Hey dorkwad! There’s a reason engineers don’t use s#it off the internet!”
and
“You Bozos could f*ck up a stainless steel ball!”
Next we get some of those fake snakes in a can gags. We replace the peanut crunch labels with ones that say “Free Nuclear Bomb Stuff” and put them on the Korean’s desks. Then when the maroons open the lid and get a facefull of sprint and cloth we guffaw and throw wadded up paper balls at them.
Finally, we get a paper bag and print “North Korea’s Nuclear Bomb” on it, fill it with dog poop, put it on Mr. Poofyhair’s door step, set it on fire, ring the bell and run. We film him stomping it out and run it on Fox News with the headline “New North Korea Nuclear Test.”
Can we just send the population of San Francisco to North Korea so that the Norks can laugh at them? Maybe do the same with all Democrat Senators and Congressmen/women/persons/members of the animal kingdom?
I vote that we send Condi over to pat Kim Jong on his puffy head, laugh at him and them punch him in his dumb monkey face! The world will see this little dick weed getting his ass kicked by a woman…it doesn’t get any better than that!
Were’nt these the same guys that faked cloning a dog? Kinda speaks for itself don’t it?
“Why you bustin’ my bawws, Hans Bwix?”
Lets show them how it is really done. We can have our own missile test where they had theirs. Send them a 250 megatonne for contact detonation at their test facility.
Were’nt these the same guys that faked cloning a dog?
No; that was a South Korean. If the fraudulent scientist had been a North Korean, he would have eaten the dog. Not that South Koreans frown on eating dogs, but they have enough to eat.
Eight words: “Quit hitting yourself, retard. Quit hitting yourself, retard.”
I think we should double dog dare them to keep setting off nukes and missles in a tantrum like the one they had when they tested the extended range missile, then launched several others after it to avoid the headline about not being able to get their Dong up for more than a couple minutes.
The more tests they do now, the fewer cities they can nuke later (or sell to terrorists). It’s possible that it wasn’t a dud and everyone knows it, but another nuke test would be to our advantage on several levels. Put it on a defective missile? Even better. That’s an act of war if it comes our way (and there’s no other way to launch it), so anything we do afterwards is fair game.
BTW, someone at IMAO joked that it would be “the poofiest mushroom cloud” or something like that – Good call.
One more thing (like my posts aren’t long enough)… Do they realize they painted themselves in a corner by threatening to launch a missile with a nuke on it? They just made all future missile tests subject to nuclear retaliation because we could easily say “they said they were going to launch a missile with a nuke on it, and it was coming our way, so we considered it an act of war”. Now ALL future missile tests (that don’t land in China or something rather than the ocean – they’ll LOVE that) have to be aimed a the US, Japan, or South Korea – no options that don’t look like a strike.
I hope they enjoyed the tests they had, because they won’t get any more. I love it when his idiocy works against him.
As their tests were duds, we should enact sanctions. Sanctions are duds anyway.
//(like my posts aren’t long enough)… //
Don’t worry, Mr. Kent, we love long generous posts that make sense and are humorous as well. The only thing that could make them better would be if you signed in with the name “Clark” before your regular “Kent”.
Yeah, I’m crazy…