Chance of rightofcourse.com has honored IMAO with the “You Don’t Stink” Award.
Just like when using environmentally-friendly cloth toilet wipes instead of wasteful toilet paper, with IMAO, there is no odor!
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I like the way the award says you don’t stink, but the picture shows a hot babe holding her nose.
Heads up: When a hot babe holds her nose at you, concern is warranted.
A wise man once said …..
If you are in a submarine and need to pee, don’t go outside.
The pose in the photo says,
“You don’t stink, but I’d rather not look at you.”
Oh well, an award is an award.
Interesting, though, how “you” are apparently represented by a soiled diaper (albeit one that purports to not stink, in spite of the accompanying graphic which would indicate otherwise). Kind of a Hugo Chavez kind of back-handed compliment there, basically saying “Compared to other soiled diapers, you’re not so smelly”. Chance didn’t also happen to present you with a book about how you’ve abused Latin-America for years, did he? Because that would be a dead tip-off that it was actually meant to be an insult.
That chick is HOT!!! Whats her phone #????
No odor? Can you imagine the stench in Al Gore(y’s) G-5 at the end of a nice transatlantic flight, with a hamper full of used cloth wipes???
Why do I do this to myself?…the horror….the horror…
I must go lie down now.
I did try to also give away an ipod with some recordings of my speeches but I felt like that was “so two weeks ago”.
National leaders should ‘register’ at some international gift exchange site so visiting leaders can bring a gift the recipient might actually want.
“Let’s see … he wants 50 million bushels of wheat, 20 attack helicopters, a nuclear reactor, or a book of Robert Frost poems … Hmmm.”
That diaper doesn’t look like a cloth diaper. It.. Oh no.. Its disposable! What a great award!
but Harvey, this does not mean you can cut out the right guard.