Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There’s this place Guantanamo
That’s where you used to go
When our troops captured you all.
Bodies in the sand,
Of your buddies would would raise a hand
Against our troops in the war
But you surrenedered and were taken then
To Guantanamo
[Chorus:]
Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
Ooh we’ve got to move you from Guantanamo,
We’ll close it fast
Without a plan, don’t you know,
Because we said that we would close
It down, Guantanamo.
Martinique, please take this terror sheik…
We’ll do it soon, you’ll see,
No later than January
By and by we’ll defy
The situation’s gravity.
Terrorists’ delight,
We’ll make it easy for them to fight.
That dreamy look in my eye,
Makes people wonder if I might be high
To close Guantanamo
[Chorus]
Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
From Guantanamo.
We’ll close it fast
Without a plan, don’t you know,
Because we’re going to close
It down, Guantanamo.
Port au Prince, don’t make me give more hints…
Everybody knows this little place Guantanamo
It’s where the worst of them go and kept away from us all
Down in Guantanamo
[Chorus]
Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
From Guantanamo.
We’ll close it fast
Without a plan, don’t you know,
Because we’re going to close
It down, Guantanamo.
Oh, great, now I can’t go to sleep with that song in my head. Thanks Basil. (great lyrics)
Can we put them all on a remote controlled Air France flight through a thunderstorm?
It’ll be nice when these ‘friends with issues’ (formerly ‘alleged terrorists’) are out of sight and mind so the Obama administration can concentrate on the real enemies of America: Doctors, Pharmaceutical companies, Pro-lifers, FOX News, Guns, Domestic energy producers, Christians, prosperity, and personal liberties.
I agree with Jimmy!! That is classic!
How dare you mock MObamad!
That. Was. AWESOME. Loved it!
Needs more “Uhhhs”. Other than that, superb work.
Can somebody more talented than I please set this to music?
That is trurly great as good as anything Werid Al has done. But if Obama sings it there will be lots of ummmm’s, er’s, uhhh’s, eh’s, and some uh huh huh huh’s in it. They’d have it on the teleprompter for him it would be like karaok night or something.
This definitely needs to be recorded by Paul Shanklin – he will absolutely nail the Pretender In Chief’s voice!
Basil, you evil genius! I laughed heartily, but now have this atrocity stuck in my head. So, um, Good work?
Somebody please record this so I can email it to my friends! Too bad everybody at thefump.com are lefties. Maybe someone from Big Hollywood could do it.
If there is one lesson to be learned from Club Gitmo it is, don’t take terrorist prisoners. Kill the dirty dogs before Obama’s lawyers get a chance to white wash them clean as the driven snow.