Fred Thompson tells us the real reason the White House has so many flies:
[audio:http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lightningfly.mp3]Archive of entries posted on 19th June 2009
Pop Quiz
Top Ten Reasons Obama Hasn’t Spoken Out About Iran
10. He hasn’t yet gotten to the “Supporting Democracy” chapter in his The Presidency for Dummies book.
9. He can’t pronounce “Iran.”
8. Iran is Shiite, and Obama can’t remember if that’s the type of Muslim he secretly is.
7. Thought iRan was the accessory for the iPod that keeps track of how many miles you jog.
6. Iran won’t accept a statement from him without preconditions.
5. He asked Joe Biden for advice on the situation, and now he’s more confused that ever.
4. It has absolutely nothing to do with socializing healthcare.
3. Doesn’t want to appear hypocritical when he later abolishes democracy and violently quells protestors.
2. Has hated all Iranians since one corrected him for referring to them as Arabs.
And the number one reason Obama hasn’t spoken out about Iran…
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Curious
Obama smokes. We know it. He’s admitted it.
WHY are there no photos of this?
Not this one. It’s a fake.
So’s this one.
I mean a REAL one.
And has anyone checked Michelle’s suspiciously-fast-growing “victory garden” for the chopped-up corpses of over-zealous paparazzi?
Embyonic Stem Cell Fun!
Fred Thompson Gives Obama His Foreign Policy Performance Review
“The word I keep coming back to is the word “weakness”. It’s the one thing we can’t stand. It’s what they think, it’s what the Russians think of us when we sell out our friends in the Czech Republic and in Poland and pull back on our missile defense. Of all the times in the world, we need our missile defense. We’re cutting back funding for our missile defense, we’re cutting back on those “first-warners” over there in Eastern Europe. Selling them – our allies – out, after they’ve made a commitment to support us, in that regard. It’s an image of weakness, and it’s dangerous.”
Of course, these seven little words from Fred sum it up even better.
[audio:http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ft-just-shut-up-and-do-your-job.mp3]Random Thoughts
I bet Barbara Boxer would have really freaked out if the general called her “Liz”.
If I’m ever in a hearing, I’m going to call Senator Boxer “Boxey”.
Why didn’t Barbara Boxer object earlier when the general was referring to her as “toots”?
Obama has just announced that the U.S.A. has for the first time made his list of top twenty favorite countries. He loves us back!
Yesterday’s big news: Obama swats fly. Today’s big news: Obama ties own shoe.
Boxer has every right to demand to be called “Senator”, but if you want respect don’t throw a hissy fit.
I’d hate to think of the outburst if Randy Jackson addressed Boxer in a hearing.
Enemies of America: We may one day have a president again who will actually strike back against you, so you watch it!
It’s been so long since NASA has gone to the moon, I wonder if they even remember where it is.
Will Obama Be Fired For This?
Obama said he fired Inspector General Gerald Walpin without 30 days notice because he was so “confused” and “disoriented” that there was reason to question “his capacity to serve.”
Does not knowing left from right count?:
It gives me no joy to play speculative little “what if Obama were a Republican” gotcha-games, but seriously, how many times a day would you be forced to watch this clip if Bush had missed his mark twice in the same press conference?