Random Thoughts

My guess is Palin does have some sort of master plan, and it ends with liberals being rounded up into death camps just like they suspected! The death camps will have wallet making, canoeing, and nature hikes. And death.

The lack of technological development in Amish communities must make it easy for their scifi authors to accurately portray the future.

Wouldn’t it be more appropriate for Michael Jackson that instead of burying we fired him into space?

Want to do a satirical article about Palin, but there isn’t praise so effusive or hate so vile that’s beyond what’s been written seriously.

Perhaps Sarah Palin is just too much of a true conservative to be a politician.

16 Comments

  1. Has anyone considered Palin being part of a New Conservative Party? Is there a possibility of a grassroots third party in the making? Did she quit to start something new? Am I just dreaming?

  2. What did Space ever do to us? Sarah Palin heard about me and is scheming to ditch her family and stalk me full-time! It’s a curse but when one is a super stud, one learns to live with it!

  3. Wait a doggone minute ! Shoot Jackson into space!!?? Hell no. Never. I’ve watched too many ’60’s and Japanese scifi movies. What will happen when his body is hit with gamma radiation? Huh? Huh? Imagine a 30 story Jackson returning to molest the Earth.

    Or picture a UFO swooping down over LA, and ptooi!!! spittiig out the body with a little green guy hanging out the door and shaking his fist. It’s the start if intergalactic war, I tell you

  4. The lack of technological development in Amish communities must make it easy for their sci fi authors to accurately portray the future; That must be where Al Gore gets his climatological data from. the Amish.

  5. Sarah and her family went fishing because they know smoked fish are going to be worth their weight in gold in about a year and a half. I hope they’re stocking up on fire wood too. How’s that old song go, “Country folk will survive … “?

  6. Summer(Death) Camps in Alaska is a great idea, the nature hikes alone would cull the herd of commielibs. Kodiak bears, mosquito swarms capable of exsanguinating a person in 30 seconds, wolfpacks that have escaped Sarah’s Aerial Assaults, getting trampled by moose, the possibilities are as vast as the Alaskan tundra.

  7. Michael Jackson’s death was faked so that his alien race could rescue him from Earth’s toxic (to him) atmosphere. Either that, or Michael has been promoted to Agent M of the Men In Black.

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