PJM commenters are being mean to me. One of them called me a disgrace to journalism. I didn’t even know I did journalism!
Am I a journalist? What makes someone a journalist? Could I be one and not know? What if my wife finds out?
When you upset people, that just means you’re getting close to the truth. Or you’re asshole. Sometimes both.
You get the Medal of Freedom for making up stuff about black holes now? I won’t believe any of it until someone throws a rock at one.
I know Obama’s birth certificate is real because I saw it the other day and replaced on it his actual middle name with “Shrimpy.”
If we can get health insurance after getting sick, can we get life insurance for people after they die?
The cats are scared of me. They just can’t deal with how awesome I am.
I can be accepting of other religions. My dog is not a Christian, and I accept her
“Teachable Moment” would be a good name for a gun
I, for one, am offended that president is actually going to let some filthy potato-lickers into the White House.
Obama is legally a natural born US citizen just as much as Bush legally won the 2000 election.
At what point can we declare the beer summit the dumbest thing an American president has ever done ever
Right, so a loudmouthed Irish moron, a racist professor, a cop, and Steve Urkel all walk into a bar…
“At what point can we declare the beer summit the dumbest thing an American president has ever done ever”
It’s in the top 5 at least.
Good thing the journalists had something to do for a while,
Lord knows, no news is happening in this White House.
The Czars are all upright Americans with our best interests at heart; the policy initiatives of the White House are all popular, desirable minor policy changes. There is just nothing for journalists to report on , some of them might have been laid off if it weren’t for newsworthy items like the beer summit.
Super Massive Black Holes are where our tax dollars go. They are sucked in and disappear without a trace never to be seen again and nobody can tell us where they went! Nobody has ever really seen these Super Massive Black Holes, of course but they have been explained by complex math guys who using advanced robots and computers who have figured out that the money is gone. It just vanished without a trace! Nobody can trace it, nobody can account for it, nobody can show any benefit from it… It’s just gone! And the Super Massive Black Holes just keeps eating more and more and more every day… There are at least 58 of them that we know of. 57 for the states and 1 for the Federal Government!
Frank, you are much of a journalist as keith uberdouche. But a lot funier and taotally awesome. I bet cats are not afraid of uberdouche. present hussein is afraid of cats because they keep burying him.
Present hussein gives beer a bad name.
As soon as biden reveals its location and the fact they used some skunky foriegn beer.
The time lines, places, actions, motives, when analyzed, support, and are consistent with, what is the answer to the Obama birth puzzle:
Obama’s grandmother is his mother and his mother is his sister.
Think about it. Review all the facts and claims.
PJM commenters are being mean to me. One of them called me a disgrace to journalism.
You are a disgrace to journalism.
Nowhere in that article did you explain how Obama is the greatest president ever.
You didn’t explain that all problems (including the idea that Hawaii might not be a state) are to be blamed on Bush. (His father led the CIA so they do his bidding, after all).
And most importantly, nowhere did you explain that it’s important for people to vote for Democrats because Republicans are meanies and just want to get rid of him as president in the first step of their plan to reinstitute slavery, starting with Toby Obama.
Now go read Jenifer Loven’s articles and listen to Juan Williams for a week and then maybe, just maybe you too could be a journalist.
If that doesn’t work? Read Dana Milbank’s articles from when Bush was pres and compare to them now. That should show you the difference between reporting on a Republican and reporting on a Democrat.
And if you still can’t figure it out, bring in the big guns, read the NY Times.
Yeah, it’s harsh and cruel, but it’s what you have to do to become a journalist.
Dont worry, you only have to be an Obot to be a “legitimate” journalist.
“Teachable Moment” would be a good name for a gun
Hehehe. Okay, but I’d still like to have a ray-gun named Ronnie. (get it?) 😉
“At what point can we declare the beer summit the dumbest thing an American president has ever done ever”
Never. There are waaay dumber things that Obama has done. In fact, the “cops are stupid” comment wasn’t even the worse thing said at the presser that caused the uproar. It was far dumber, for example, when he said, “Docs are tonsil thieves.”
The beer summit was, however, perhaps the dumbest thing he did yesterday. I say ‘perhaps’ because I don’t know what else he did.
BTW – with the successful beer summit behind him, what great summit will he embark on next? Here are a few ideas:
1. wine & cheese with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs?
2. Colt 45s with Donovan McNabb & Terell Owens? (I know I’m playing on a stereotype….forgive me)
3. wine coolers with Britany Spears and Lindsy Lohan?
4. lines of coke with Chris Brown and Rihanna (also works with Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown)
5. Gin & Tonics with Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell?
The possibilities are endless!
I think “Teachable Moment” was the name of Arnold’s gun in Kindergarten Cop.
Some journalist got the Medal of Freedom!?!?
The only problem with the birth-cert biznizz is that the cart is ahead of the horse – first come up with the proof, then run with the issue.
Otherwise it will just come across as sour grapes – remember how well that worked for the Dems in 2002 and 2004.
For the moment, I hope the Republicans will cede this one to Ron Paul. It’s not like they don’t have a target-rich environment anyway….
“Random Thoughts”
this is one program congress should do “Cash 4 Illegal’s” With this program you get paid to turn in your illegal workers so you can hire American workers.
Congress does however have a new plan to fix health care called “Cash for the old people”. You turn in any family member 50 or older they kill them and the country saves money for health care.
“this is one program congress should do “Cash 4 Illegal’s” With this program you get paid to turn in your illegal workers so you can hire American workers.”
Brilliant.
Birthers need to start demanding a law for future presidential hopefuls to prove “natural-born” eligibility. Obama’s position on that legislation will “show his hand.”
To all the people that say Obama is legitimate, I would like to know if your decision was based on faith or facts? If it’s faith, I’m not persuaded. If it’s based on facts, show them to the world so we can evaluate them for ourselves!
If Obama has a long-form, why doesn’t he show it? If he doesn’t have one, why not? People that hide things, usually have something to hide. He works for us. We have a right to know! We have a right to demand it!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to send a message to Obama and to EVERY OTHER POTENTIAL VIOLATOR OF OUR RULE OF LAW!!!!!!!!!!!
OBAMA, STOP HIDING. SHOW US THE LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!!
You are NOT a disgrace to journalism. Journalists are just disgraced that someone without training could do exactly what they can do. It’s pure jealousy.
You’re a journalist? And here I had such a high opinion of you…
What makes someone a journalist? I’m not sure about all the qualifications but I’m pretty sure being a leftist dick is one of the main requirements.
“If we can get health insurance after getting sick, can we get life insurance for people after they die?”
What utter brilliance. A one-line refutation of the thinking about complaining about pre-existing conditions. Hats off to Frank J!
What are you kidding? The beer summit is probably the best idea Obama has had his whole time in office so far.
Alex makes a good point.
I have to change my mind and agree.
The only problem with trying to get him to spend the next 3 and a half years having beer summits is that then then the reins of gov’t will be in Nancy Pelosi’s, Harry Reid’s and, Heaven help us, Joe Biden’s hands.
I’m not sure which is worse. It’s like trying to decide between the iron maiden and the rack.
The Beer Summit was O-bah-muhh’s thriftiest Summit so far. 3 different beers, 15 dollars. Transportation for Sgt. Crowley, 1 Coach seat on the airline of his choice. Transportation for Skippy Gates, 1 First Class seat on majority black-owned airline.
Frank J, a disgrace to antidisestablishmentarianism.>>>That’s the trouble with the world: too many -isms.>>>Frank, they weren’t saying you were a JOURNALIST. They were saying you were a disgrace to Journalism. HIGH PRAISE INDEED, CONSIDERING THE STATE OF JOURNALISM.
Could you be a journalist and not know it? Check under your pillow. If you find a journal there, containing your handwriting , you’re a journalist.
If the Government was really interested in reducing the national debt, they’d have O-bah-muhh’s birth certificate encased in glass, and take it on Tour. The Birthers could pay to see it, and the proceeds go directly to reducing the National Debt.
Frank you don’t need to be a journalist to be a journalist, just ask everyone who works for MSNBC, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, and all the leftist news papers, magazines, and blogs. I mean come on are Chris Matthews, Keith Olberman, and Rachel Maddow really journalist.
If you’re still bothering with the PJM comments, # 150 by Lance is a doozy.
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Cats are afraid of me also—-but I think it has more to do with my 1200fps pellet gun than my awesomeness
To be a journalist—- sit in front of a camera or a keyboard and praise THE OBAMA, blame Bush, and talk about the idiot bloggers on the right. To be a Dangerous threat to this country —-sit in front of a camera or a keyboard and tell the truth, report actual events, and hold elected leaders accountable
Yeah I don’t understand the viciousness either. It’s like a blog form of heckling. For what it’s worth, I think you’re hilarious – and said so over there.
“Am I a journalist? What makes someone a journalist? Could I be one and not know? What if my wife finds out?”
Frank J, certainly you’re old enough to not believe in journalists anymore.
Well….at least the Prez wasn’t drinking Taedonggang….the “commissar of beers”….drink enough of this stuff and forget you live in a third world commie crap hole….or a country thats trying to become one……..perhaps maybe next time.