WASHINGTON (AP) – President Barack Obama announced that he would buy two TV sets from a 78-year-old Iowa woman who is selling them because she “just got tired of watching him on every channel”.
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Deloris Nissen, a retired nurses’ aide, said she could live with seeing Obama come on television to make serious announcements, but he seems to be on all the time. When the president does appear on a channel she happens to be watching, Nissen said, she quickly changes channels.
“I have the remote real handy,” Nissen said. “I have the batteries. I’m ready for him.”
Although pleased at the chance to stimulate the economy by buying the televisions, President Obama expressed confusion at Nissen’s stated reason for selling.
“How could anyone be tired of seeing me on TV?” said Obama, “I know I’m not. I can’t get enough of me. In fact, right now, I’m headed off to the Mirror Room so that I can see me everywhere I look. By the way, can you hook that camera into that monitor over there? I want to see me doing this interview.”
Obama said the televisions are exactly what he needs to complete the “Walk of Me”, his name for the series of TV’s that stretches from one end of the White House to the other.
“My goal is to eventually be able to see my glorious visage beaming from a screen no matter where I am,” said the President. “Right now, I could really use one outside the window of the Oval Office. Every once in a while I have to do a photo-op where I’m gazing thoughtfully out the window, and those few minutes when I can’t see a clip of me running on CNN or MSNBC are pure agony. It’s moments like those that make me wonder why I ever took this job.”
“I also still need one in the Bill Clinton Memorial Intern Closet,” Obama added, “just in case I ever stop feeling too skeeved out to actually go in there.”
How bout a cash for TV program. Obama can buy everyone’s TV they’re not using because there sick of him on every friggin TV channel.
When Obama went to Chicago after Columbia to agitate, his comrades weren’t exactly hoodwinked by the man who would be king.
They used to joke about his spending most of the time looking in mirrors. I’m not sure what happened to the person who said this, but
I never read of it again.
You know our love was meant to be the kind of love that lasts forever
and i want you here with me from tonight until the end of time
You should know, everywhere i go
you’re always on my mind, in my heart , in my soul
Baby, You’re the meaning in my life
you’re the inspiration
you bring feeling to my life
you’re the inspiration
See, us Iowans is prety smirt!
I don’t know, T.N. Didn’t Iowa vote for Huckabee?
useless disgrace: This is not about me. Its not that i like big televisions, i don’t. but we need me on tv, cause i have swagga. Just as the first transvestitie. He’ll tell you.
See, anytime he sees a window with a glimmer of his glorious visage he walks straight over to it to give it a little kiss and smack ! He hits his head — only if he isn’t wearing his safety bucket.
Ubiquitous screens of Dear Leader; where have I read about those before?
Does anyone suppose the “crakers” will arrest that one for running with the poor woman’s tv under his arm?
Barry in front of the mirror:” I’m just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off of you (pointing at mirror image). I’d be like heaven to touch, being a god and such. At long last my time’s arrived, I thank Mom I’m alive. I just love to schmooze, ‘cept when it’s with the Joos.>>>All I get’s a vacant stare, when I speak on reforming Healthcare. Michelle thinks I’m just a geek, but envisions the havok we’ll wreak. Make the conservatives squeal,while I’m just ‘keeping it real’. I’m just the right colored hue, media won’t denounce what I do.>>>Media Chorus: We love you Barry,and though you’re half white, we love you Barry, because you’re Left, not Right. We need you Barry, thrust you into the fray. Oh preppy Barry, don’t you let us down, then preppy Barry you’re gonna own this town, ‘cuz we love you Barry, yes we love you Barry…
#10 LiveFreeorDie!
Brilliant!
America it’s time to kill your TV
Google— Obama’s Mexican twin– that guys father really got around!
midwestconservative says:
July 31st, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Google— Obama’s Mexican twin– that guys father really got around!
I just googled it and that is just frightening very very frightening….
I may be dating myself here (hmm…odd concept), however, does anyone else remember back when we actually had “television shows” on TV, and not just the Supreme Ruler on each channel 24 hours each day?
#2 person of no color – the Chicago person who made comments about Emperor O is now sleeping with da fishes.
I feel like puking after watching this guy babbling about nothing and getting confused even with his teleprompter going full blast. He should resign, him and his idiotic health plan, he is simple minded trying to replace the best medical system in the world.
I feel like puking everday since Obama is in office, not the flu. He does not give me a chance to recover since ever time I turn on the tv and cross my fingers not to see him he is there. Cash for TV program would be good. Sooner or later everyone no matter how much they like him will eventually have enough of his crapola. Wake up America, smell the socialism in the air. Coffee is not the only thing brewing anymore. I wonder if they see him on TV in Kenya, they probably get tired too.