I like being mentioned. People should mention me because I’m important and smart. Anyway, I got mentioned in this Daily Kos diary for the recent “emperor has no brain” column in Pajamas Media. Basically, the thesis of the diary is “Conservatives don’t like smirt people or da twoof, but we are smirt and like da twoof.” It’s a very dense and mindless characterization of conservatives so they can all have their two-minutes of hate against people who kick puppies and curse the sunshine just because. I mean, I use mindless invective, but as a joke. But look at this guy: He points out that conservatives made fun of Obama’s slogans of “hope” and “change” and says, “They never say what’s WRONG with the concepts of ‘hope’ or ‘change.'”
Yeah. That’s it, genius. We all thought Obama really was going to bring hope and change but we don’t like hope or change. Hope and change makes us stomp our feet and gnash our teeth!
THIS IS A RECOMMENDED KOS DIARY! People read actually this and go, “Me like. This guy smirt. Others should read and be smirt.” This is what goes for critical analysis on the Daily Kos.
And what was the point he took away from my column making fun of the concept of Obama being smart? That conservatives hate smart people. That we all think liberals are really really smirt and we don’t like being smirt.
And who does this guy hold up as a smart person?
KEITH OLBERMANN.
How twisted does your thought process have to be to think pretentiousness = smart? The thing is, there is nothing more important to liberals than thinking they are smart. And they have it in their heads that what smart people do is nothing more than go around all day making sure everybody knows they’re smart. That’s why within the liberal community you have these extremely mediocre minds like Al Gore being hailed as brilliant.
How do you get this stupid? You have to work hard at it. You have to wake up everyday and carefully consider what you will listen to and what you will have to stare at with an expression of blank incomprehension to remain this dense. And then you need to go on the Daily Kos and write misconceptions about those who disagree with you politically while complaining about how everyone else lives in an echo chamber. We wish we had an echo chamber, but we are inundated with liberals moron ideas eveywhere — movies, TV, music, news broadcasts. Unlike liberals, we can actually deal with hearing other views. The views aren’t completely foreign to us because we were children and thought like that. But liberals freak out when they hear the other viewpoints because their tiny little minds can’t understand them so they come up with things like labeling everyone who went to a Tea Party as racists. Things simple minds can grab on to.
It’s almost scary to see people this willfully stupid and this angry, but I just remind myself these are all very useless people and impotent screaming is about all they’ll ever do. And expect the infant cries to increase. Some thought Obama winning would make the left less hateful, but all this did was give them the false idea that people actually liked their views and then just crushed their hopes. Obama was elected because people personally liked him and the economy was doing horribly; he was not elected because people actually like liberal policies as he is quickly finding out (and would have already know were he actually smart and not just pretentious).
America still thinks liberals are useless morons, and liberals are going to only become angrier as they come to that realization. And they are going to continue to be angry until everyone realizes how smart they are… which simply is not going to happen in this universe.
The useless people do way more than the impotent screaming. In particular, they took over America and are destroying it. That’s quite an accomplishment and by considering useless people impotent you’re getting along for the ride.
Here’s an exercise that should help liberals get through their trying day – just say this ten times real fast, or until you have an epiphany of self-awareness:
“One smart feller felt smart.”
America already knows how smart they are, and that’s the problem.
They don’t think because they don’t want to think. Everything they say feels good, and that’s all that matters. If tyrants take advantge of this attitude, well, at least their intentions are good.
Of course they’re smart. They invented the Bush Doctrine.
I blame the public schools (and the teachers’ unions). So little Johnny is a lazy illiterate, but the teacher always puts a big star on the top of Johnny’s homework, because Johnny’s self-esteem must not be injured. The kid in the next desk over eats paste. On art day that kid smears poo on a piece of construction paper, and the teacher says “Joey, that’s marvelous! You’re so smart, have a scratch-n-sniff sticker!” Johnny sees Joey being rewarded for being stupid and begins to model on that behavior. Johnny’s mom is a slut who never married Johnny’s dad, so Johnny doesn’t have a sane male around to tell him when he’s full of crap. So instead, Johnny takes his cues from his schoolteacher, who praises every stupid thing every stupid kid ever does. Plus, the teacher brings cupcakes sometimes. Thus stupidity is rewarded and encouraged.
Eventually these dolts reach a level of awareness where they can sometimes manage to connect to blog and barf in the comments section. They become shocked when somebody tells them they’re full of crap, because they’ve never heard that before in their life. Instead of considering whether they may actually be in error, they mistake the rebuke for “hate” and disregard everything else the rebuker has to say.
I followed the link to the Daily Kos “Diary,” and was met by an advertisement for a book by Carla Neggars. This offends me. Rush Limbaugh was roundly criticized for using the word “niggardly,” because it “sounded offensive.” How is this different? Carla should have to change her last name to something not as close to an offensive word. I have spoken.
Willfully stupid and angry. You just summed up Liberalism and the entire Democrat Party platform in four simple words.
Daily Kos is to left-wing blogging what Little Green Footballs is to left-wing blogging.
I love how liberals spout the “virtues” of going green, or being vegetarian or not wearing fur, all the while looking down their noses at people with real morals and values. Smart? Yeah, not so much.
“How twisted does your thought process have to be to think pretentiousness = smart?”
about as twisted as a thought process that leads to ‘rationalization of emotional responses’ = ‘critical thinking’
about as twisted as a thought process that leads to ‘equal’ = ‘fair’
about as twisted as a thought process that leads to ‘government’ = ‘efficiency’
about as twisted as a thought process that leads to ‘complete lack of moral compass’ = ‘libertarian’
…the Kos team is just twisted…period
“almost scary”??? What you been takin big manly men pills today? I find the thought of them out there terrifying….but on the plus side… they will be easy to kill if necessary
They get terribly mad at me for making fun of Obugger. They call me RACIST! YOU RACIST RACIST RACIST! they say. (I think there may be other words in their diatribes, but RACIST seems to make up 7 of every 10 words they use for me.)
They come into my space and leave their vile toejam, and then I tear them new a$$holes, in the middle of their foreheads, and show them the way out.
It’s like feeding arsenic to a Jim Jones follower.
Q: what’s red, doesn’t like to think for it self, thinks the government should take care of everything, is ignorant hypocritical, thinks it knows it all, hates everyone and everything that doesn’t look think or sound like it, hates guns and god and goes 900 mph?
A: A liberal in a blender
The idea of “hope and change” are cleches for idiots. The devil is in definining the hope and change. If Obama told people his change was going to be $2 trillion deficits, racism against whites, destruction of our healtcare system and much much more, he would not be president today.
But the liberal Negro party members and other uneducated morons felt good about “hope and change”. So now we have the greatest threat to our prosperity and culture since WWll. And it is coming from the fascist American Negro Party.
@ Bob A
Go take your Troll nonsense somewhere else. The Right isn’t friends with racists, we believe in things like judging people based on the content of their souls. I’m sure dailyKos would love to have your company, they also like judging people based on skin color.
Though there is a certain irony in calling the party that defended slavery and segregation, and now supports institutionalized racism to deal with “inequalities” (AKA, the perceived inferiority of nonwhites) the Negro Party.
A lot lot liberals are smart, I do a lot of work for liberals (home repair mostly) and I find most of them to be very smart people. BUT as an old employer once told me ” there is a direct correlation between how long a person goes to school and lack of common sense” Collage today will remove all common sense your parents worked so hard to give you.
The link took me to a different column — perhaps todays deep thinking by the writer. I read the comments on Fox News. They were not very nuanced…just bigoted. The left apparently has a very low opinion of regular people…to the point that they assume that people disagree with liberalism because of ignorance and stupidity. I disagree with liberalist because I can spot those two things.
Bob A: Yeah, what AR said.
Liberals r very very smart! Wee conserveteves r vary vary dumm! Libarals shuld talk much so as to halp us conserveteves larn importent stuf and than wee cen bee vary vary smirt two!
Great post about liberals. I learned all I needed to know about disingenious white liberals from this site…. http://www.sbpdl.com
Search the post disingenious white liberals, or search for that term on google.
All you Nazis are gonig be the fist we putt in to the camps
Especeially the extra-Nazi who worte thi
Of course they’re smart. They invented the Bush Doctrine.
TThet is most un-funy!@!!!
INI CASE YOU CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT YOU GUSY ARE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
Keith Olbermann smart? I’ve always thought of him as a potential on-air murder-suicide waiting to happen. Why else would anyone watch his show?
Moderation makes sock-puppeting a lot less fun.
Frank J. is racially biased against Veeshir.
I agree, Marko. I’m just glad Veeshir found that “h” that was missing from his name for a while. Because in the native language of my people, “Veeshir” translates to “heroic slayer of moonbats.” But without the “h” his name means… uh, nevermind. I’ve already been through “you comment is awaiting moderation” once in this thread.
Seriously who is olbermannnnn? Is he the one that has the 3 way homosexual scandal as govenor of new jersey or is he the one that tingles when present hussein boinks him on the dance floor? Or is he the one that forges documents and sells the country’s secrets like a traitor? or is he the one that performed felatio on raul castro at his brothers funeral?
Dude Fidel Castro did not croak until November 25,2016. Six years too late if you ask me.
Seriously, who is olberdouche? is he the one that sells the country’s secrets or the one in the 3 way homosexual govenor scandal? Or is he the one that tingles everytime present hussein boinks him on the dance floor? Or is he raul castro’s boy toy? They are all the samer so I get confused.
Remember one thing – all of their ‘smirtness’ is well intended. They truly believe that they can legislate a “share the wealth” policy in healthcare, in energy, in global warming, in…well….everything, and that this will improve society.
I know, they seem to have no knowledge of history and that their approaches always fail, but – like BHO – they actually think they are doing good.
They are morons, yes, but well intentioned morons.
Oh and Bob A, two points:
Great Republicans (who are, like it or not, the ‘conservative’ party) include MLK and Honest Abe. Those two did more for Afro-Americans than anyone. Conservativism is the philosophy of opportunity, and of proving your worth.
Crusty-
ROFLMAO
Brilliant
@ One of the 3 wise men-
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
# 21 is a LIAR —there is no such thing as a tolerant liberal. I would prefer to be known as a a$$hole than to be known as an IDIOT LIBERAL
Sniff.
Thanks for sticking up for me Mark and innominatus.
I can’t figure out why FrnakJ hates me.
#21 must be a writer for Letterman or else (judging by his spelling) a teacher in one of our poorer performing public schools. In other words….he’s a moron.
If you’ll notice, liberals spend very little time educating themselves to things they don’t know about, and the majority of their time talking, teaching and protesting…all based on their misguided picture of the world that will never change.
Great rant, Frank– good on ya!
As for the kos-kid’s assertion that we attack hope’n’change without explaining why:
Here are two essays by a Conservative spelling out what is wrong with the left’s concept of Hope and Change:
http://rightequalsmight.blogspot.com/2009/01/hope.html
http://rightequalsmight.blogspot.com/2009/02/change.html
Veeshir,
I think he hates you because you can’t spell his name correctly. His name is spelled H-A-R-V-E-Y.
“When the ultra-right Michelle Malkin organ, Hot Air.com, runs stories”
He said organ. Huheheheh. Huheheheheheheheheh. Huheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.
I am so smart, I am so smart, S.m.r.t I mean S.m.a.r.t. Doh!
The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Keith Olbermann was smart up until he stopped working for sports center. It’s like all of his sanity left when he left ESPN.
Liberals are the ‘BECAUSE I SAID SO’ people of the world. They heard it so much from their mothers, teachers, college professors, that it became a looping synaptic transmission rattling around their cranial cavity.
You guys all need to go out and buy your bicycle helmets and tune your radios to NPR! Then you would be really smart too! It also helps to develop that strange accent that we hear from so many eastern liberals. It’s kind of “british” but it’s not, kind of nose in the air, “look at me I’m the smartest guy in the room…god you are a dumb ass rube…I went to an Ivy League school and you obviously didn’t” accent… Once you guys have all of this down, you too shall finally “get it” and you will lose 90 IQ points and you too will be a liberal of the highest order! You can then become a Bloviator on any subject you desire…
Let’s start a program called cash for tin foil hats. The liberal comes in thinking he’s going to get a new shiny tin foil hat and some cash then BAM! off to special re-education camp they go. They won’t be let out till they learn how to be normal.
The problem all along with “hope and change” is that it totally lacks specificity. What are we hoping for and what are we going to change? As many of the Obama fans are finding out, what they thought it meant and what they see it for now, are two very different things. E.G. Ask the Fraternal Order of Police if they would like to reconsider their endorsement of BHO?
We don’t mock Hope ‘n Change ‘n Stuff™ just for the sake of mocking it.
What we mock is that an entire presidential campaign was based on and “won” by a majority of morons who signed off on such vague concepts.
Be careful the Change you Hope for…ya just might get it as we are all finding out now.
Oh, and #14? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If they are so smart… how come they keep daring me to kill them? I swear I sometimes think they want conflict. First we get polarized by political ideaology, now they’re introducing Race (which already had a certain amount of natural polarization) What next? Urban vs. Rural? Wait for it…. its coming…
I SHUN the Socialists
Dam, you’re getting skewered at KOS now?
Frank! You’ve got REACH!
You use mindless invective? Well you got the mindless part right. Now if you could only be FUNNY. That would be a welcome change. Also if you could stop banning those who do not think wonderful things about you it might be an improvement. However I take the banning as reinforcing my point that you are a boring imitation the pop cultures use of wild hyperbole.
In case you are wondering I am using a work around to place this comment. Listen up other commentors …this guy does not practice what he preaches. Maybe that is why he hates Ron Paul?
I used a work-around to place this comment too. It’s called a keyboard.
Oops. Was that wild hyperbole?
#50, lemme get this straight. You claim this site is mindless and unfunny, and yet you are SO compelled to comment that you have to use “a
reachwork around”.Here’s a workaround for ya, genius: start yer OWN damn blog. I’m sure your scintillating prose will be enjoyed by literally PAIRS of readers every month. And whatinthehell has Frank preached and yet not practiced? And what the frak does that have to do with Nor Luap?
Time for your meds, whiny beeyotch.
You know, I was really hoping that Kos was going to make good on their threats during the Bush years about moving to Canada. I guess that was wishful thinking because they would sooner be caught dead than living in Canada. I think there should be a Constitutional amendment that requires all liberals who threaten to move to Canada actually HAVE to move to Canada.
#50 your tin foil hat is on a little to tight.
Laika The Space Dog, sending signals to liberal tinfoil hats since 1957.(hat tip, The People’s Cube)
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