Random Thoughts

One of the head birthers is named “Orly“? Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have to see the birth certificate to believe that.

The Democrats still suck way too much to ever motivate the Republicans to be any good.

Tip to American Public: If you hate liberal policy ideas, stop voting for Democrats. It confuses them.

I bet Obama would be a lot more popular if he went back to saying positive slogans and not actually doing anything.

If the Grinch stole Kwanzaa, how many years would it be until someone noticed?

I don’t like my race being referred to as “white” or “Caucasian”. My preferred term is “pale face”.

Can’t wait until I turn 70 and retire and get to play videogames all day! Only forty more years!

29 Comments

  1. I was always called “pasty” instead of white.

    And I don’t think the Grinch could steal Kwanzaa. I don’t think anyone in the USA really knows what it is, except for the so-called “african-american studies” people at our egregious universities, I mean prestigous universities. I always get those mixed up.

  2. If the Grinch stole Kwanzaa, how many years would it be until someone noticed?

    Shocking racism! It’s no wonder the commenters at PJM hate you!

    I don’t like my race being referred to as “white” or “Caucasian”. My preferred term is “pale face”.

    I prefer “TWERP” which is how some pronounce “TWP” or “Typical white person”.

    Or “jive-a$$ bastard”.

  3. Betcha there’s another birther named “Jordy.” And another named “Zoey.” Or wait…those might be hippie-Liberal names. In which case never mind.

    Obama is the first President White House occupant that makes me (1) hope he does NOTHING; and (2) kinda sorta miss the Clintons. Something is veryveryvery wrong here.

    I’m still kinda fond of being referred to as “cracker.” Triscuits is good!

    And I’m still not convinced that Mr. O was actually born in this country…OR legally elected. If that makes me a birther so be it. 😉

  4. So what happened to Rverend Wright? We need to hear more from him! I miss him! Also, where is Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? More from these wise men too! I like it when liberals talk lots and lots!!!

  5. The pc term for white is, of course, person of little or no color.

    Gates has the perfect solution on how to differentiate the races on applications with dna testing.

    We have age groupings so why not have skin color groupings.

    10 -20% white to 90-100% white and the converse for blacks and hispanics.

    Wouldn’t that be an improvement having science determine our ethnicity rather than subjective self-selection?

    (How did we become the nazis we all detest?)

  6. Can’t wait until I turn 70 and retire and get to play videogames all day! Only forty more years!

    Frank, Frank, Frank… The One will never allow you to retire. He’ll jack up taxes and screw up savings so much that nobody will be able to afford retirement! And when you do finally get up there in years, our socialized healthcare will leave you to die. Better tell SarahK you’re going to get all your videogaming in now while you still can!

  7. Forget about the videogames Frank…..if you want to live….. you’ll need to study so you can provide the correct answers when the “End of Life” counselor makes his monthly visit. See your answers will dictate whether you need to be commited to a End of Life “care” facility and processed for the greater good. Or you get to stay home and enjoy the Obama Channel.. cause it’ll be the only thing on…..

  8. When we was kids me an ol’ Orley use to fish for channel cats in the Chatahatchie River. So how do ya figure Orley’s name got on a birth certificate from Hawaii?? Mighty strange stuff goin’ on here ’cause as far as I know Orley’s still workin’ at the Seed an Feed over in Jackson County.

  9. 70! BWAAAAA! With ObamaCare the Gom’t will mandate that you be taken out and “humanely” reduced to room temperature by age 68 to reduce Medicare costs and to keep greedy prick Doctors from getting rich on hip replacements!

  10. Only forty more years!

    Unless you have any daughters. Then it’ll be a little longer than 40 before you’re done supporting them.

    Harshaw’s Law:A daughter can spend 10% more than a man can make in any honest profession.

    So, are you thinking of a dishonest profession?

  11. “Tip to American Public: If you hate liberal policy ideas, stop voting for Democrats. It confuses them.”

    Normally I’d agree with that statement. However, when the 2008 presidential election featured John McCain vs. Barack Obama, there was no non-Democrat option.

  12. The time lines, places, actions, motives, when analyzed, support, and are consistent with, what is the answer to the Obama birth puzzle:

    Obama’s grandmother is his mother and his mother is his sister.

    Think about it. Review all the facts and claims.

  13. Human is what I put on the form. I have been called a Honky, by a native American no less, guess they have no insults pertaining to Belagonnahs in their culture.
    Still working at 70, retired once, ran a bunch of Rivers and Climbed a bunch of Mountains went back to work when I had had enough Leisure. Took about a year and a half.

  14. We could do a “Grey Dawn” scenario, like in that episode of South Park, when the ‘death-care’ counselors come for us.

    Just pack Grannie’s wheelchair with C4 and let her lead the charge!

  15. Frank, slow down the rush to get to your three score and ten. Not too sure how well arthritic fingers will do playing those games. What really sucks is watching the peripherals disappear: teeth, hair. eyesight, skin tone, waist line and that other thing I can’t remember. From 77 to 30 just a few words: time is all you have, enjoy it.

  16. #28 – NunyaB,

    Right on! Think of how easy it will be. 20 years from now, Speaker-For-Life Nancy Pelosi needs a liver transplant. No problem! All our medical records are stored on government computers so she can find a perfect match from among her herds of cattle (er, I mean, slaves. er, I mean, devoted servants. er, I mean, voters).

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