If You’re Going to Bow, You Might as Well Wear a Bow

What is it with Obama and bowing? Even Japan was like, “Who’s this loser?” Obama’s new nickname should be “Lil’ Bow Wow” for how he wows us with all his bowing.

When you go overseas, Mr. President, you represent the United States of America — the most powerful country on earth and in most of the solar system. You bow to no one; they bow to you! The proper greeting for a foreign leaders is to punch him right in his stupid, foreign face because what in the world is he going to do about it? Nothing, because you lead the USA. Why bow to anyone you can freely punch in the face?

If you want to bow to someone, though, Obama, try bowing to the American people. You may delight us with your obsequiousness and we shall consider sparing you.

19 Comments

  1. Sarah Palin would not only punch him in his dumb foreigner face but would field dress his dumb foreign carcass and hang his dumb punched foreign face above the fire place in the White House! Now that’s a POTUS!

  2. FOR YEARS JAPAN HAS BEEN SECRETLY DEVELOPING KILLER ROBOT TECHNOLOGY UNDER THE NOSES OF YOU RIDICULOUS WESTERN DOGS!!!

    AT LAST OUR INVESTMENT HAS ATTAINED ITS PROMISED SUCCESS!!! EVEN OBAMA MUST BOW BEFORE OUR EMPEROR OR BE DESTROYED!!!!

    NOW THE WORLD WILL BE FORCED TO EAT RICE AND WATCH HIGHLY COST-EFFECTIVE ANIMATION TECHNIQUES IN WHICH ONLY ABOUT 2% OF THE IMAGE IS ACTUALLY ANIMATED!!!

    OH AND SLEEP ON THE HARD FLOOR ON TOP OF TINY LITTLE MATS!!! (HAHAHAHA!!!!)

    AUXILIARY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 2 thoughts

    1 – Many African Americans took great pride in electing an African American. Is Obama aware of that? For that reason does he maybe possibly want to stand tall instead of bowing?

    and if not….

    2 Any chance we can get him to bow before Harper? As a Canadian, it would make me feel all warm and fuzzy and plus it would be good for laughs.

  4. Punching in the face should be the new bow. That way all the other world leaders can punch Obama in the face and we can sit back and laugh at him. You know he would cry like a whiny little baby. And when all the world’s leaders get tired of punching his dumb monkey face they can kick him in the crotch.

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  6. He is a disgrace. When he bowed to the Saudi King I excused it because I actually thought he was looking for his manhood. My mistake. He has none. This was a bow, low and deliberate. It is his way of saying he doesn’t care for my country. Well, I don’t care for him. Downside is that he can get us all killed which I feel he is trying to do. He is a muslim. He has said so. I am afraid of him. Even eunochs can be terrifying.
    Madalyn

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