A subpoena was issued by the Justice Department to the news website Indymedia.us demanding information on all visitors to the site. I know this worries a number of you because what if the Obama administration demands information on all visitors to IMAO.us? Would I give you guys up?

Well, it would seem hypocritical not to give them the information since I already share information on my site’s visitors with spammers and the Russian mafia. But here is my guarantee to you: If I give the the government your information, I won’t tell you about it. That way you won’t have to fret about it. IMAO looks out for your psychological health.

Also, according to our privacy policy, I will share any and all information of IMAO visitors for profit or to save my own neck. So, this shouldn’t really be a surprise… except that I haven’t allowed anyone to see IMAO’s privacy policy. It likes to stay private.

The increasingly ironically-named MoveOn.org has raised millions to fight Democrats who just aren’t Democratty enough. This would seem counter-productive when the Democrats will face an uphill battle in 2010, but counter-productive is what MoveOn.org specializes in.

Anyway, here are the ways MoveOn.org have found to identify a moderate Democrat:

MOVEON.ORG’S TOP TEN SIGNS OF A TURNCOAT DEMOCRAT.

10. Loves abortion, but isn’t “in love” with it.

9. Has ever expressed support of jailing criminals.

8. Supported the fall of the Soviet Union.

7. Doesn’t think it’s necessarily a criminal act when a conservative expresses his views.

6. Has on occasion rooted for America in the wars it fights.

5. Is not personally gay-married.

4. Has ever mentioned something they don’t think should be controlled by the government (such as people’s brains).

3. Thinks the real victims in terrorism are the victims of the terrorists.

2. Has ever sided with the wishes of the American people over those of a Hungarian-born billionaire.

And the number of sign of a turncoat Democrat…

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Thanks to all our veterans who have fought for the awesome freedom we now enjoy. So, if you see a veteran today, thank him. If you are a veteran, go to a mirror and say, “I am awesome. Even Frank J. thinks so!”

If you don’t have a veteran to thank, you can instead go to a filthy hippy and say, “The only reason you are able to be a filthy hippie is that veterans fought and died for your freedom. And here’s something else a veteran has for you.”

And when the hippie says, “What?” punch him right in his dumb monkey face.

Then say, “But, seriously, there is a message veterans wants you to hear.”

And when the hippie says, “What?” punch him in the face again.

Then say, “And there is one last thing I want to say.”

Then the hippie will say, “You’re not going to punch me in the face again, are you?”

You say, “No, not at all.”

Then the hippie will be like, “So what did you want to tell me?”

Then say, “I’m a liar!” and punch him square in the face again.

God bless our veterans! And happy birthday to my brother, Joe foo’ the Marine.