The increasingly ironically-named MoveOn.org has raised millions to fight Democrats who just aren’t Democratty enough. This would seem counter-productive when the Democrats will face an uphill battle in 2010, but counter-productive is what MoveOn.org specializes in.
Anyway, here are the ways MoveOn.org have found to identify a moderate Democrat:
MOVEON.ORG’S TOP TEN SIGNS OF A TURNCOAT DEMOCRAT.
10. Loves abortion, but isn’t “in love” with it.
9. Has ever expressed support of jailing criminals.
8. Supported the fall of the Soviet Union.
7. Doesn’t think it’s necessarily a criminal act when a conservative expresses his views.
6. Has on occasion rooted for America in the wars it fights.
5. Is not personally gay-married.
4. Has ever mentioned something they don’t think should be controlled by the government (such as people’s brains).
3. Thinks the real victims in terrorism are the victims of the terrorists.
2. Has ever sided with the wishes of the American people over those of a Hungarian-born billionaire.
And the number of sign of a turncoat Democrat…
Kinda likes this country.
If you see any Democrat fitting this description, alert MoveOn.org. And if their efforts to weaken the few remaining sane Democrats seems at all effective, consider donating.
Sounds like my democratic senator, Lindsey Graham. Oh, what’s that? Graham isn’t a democrat?
First!
11. Can sing The Star Spangled Banner without sneering.
Lets use this to the Republicans advantage, tell them that the Dems in close races “aren’t true belivers” then they split the dem vote and Repubs win, sounds like a win-win situation.
12. Thinks Audie Murphy was “an okay guy”.
13. Has never urinated on a cross.
14. Thinks “Victory ” is an objective of American military actions,
or that it is ever possible.
No Turncoat here.
15. likes the motto “in god we trust” and wants to leave it on our money
16. Thinks “personal liberty” should extend to areas of life other than gay marraige and killing babies.
17. Supports a tax plan that allows citizens to keep more than 50% of their income.
18. Realizes that guns are inanimate objects and therefore not evil.
19. Wants to use his own money to support causes he likes instead of taxing others for that purpose.
20. Thinks absorbing heat from a bomb blast with his or her body is not a worthwhile sacrifice in fighting global warming.
Keeps referring to 14 rather than 13 killed by Hasan.
I’m still wondering how the “n” got turned sideways so that it looks like a “c”: Democrat
Believes that self-reliance, integrity, and patriotism aren’t really traits of mean spirited, homophobic, right wing zealots.
Has ever moved out of parents house.
Has ever gotten anything but a social sciences degree.
Has ever helped a veteran.
Has ever defended a womans honor.
Has ever defended anyone but stinking hippies honor, wait, they have no honor to defend.
Who ever made a meaningful contribution to society.
Boy do they hate our democrat Idaho rep. Walt Minnick. I’m proud of him. Hes one of the biggest bees in Pelosi’s bonnet.
28. Anyone who has ever hurled the slur, “Merry Christmas.”
29. Anyone who thinks corporate profits are actually a good thing
30. Anyone who likes hamburgers
31. Anyone that questions Al Gore’s credentials as a scientist
32. Anyone who doesn’t get a leg tingle when hearing an Obama-twit speech
33. Anyone who is intent on obeying the right wing, racist document called the “Constitution”.
Voted against Federal Funding of ACORN just because it is a criminal enterprise.
35. Has actually read the Constitution.
36. Agrees that terrorists, not America destroyed the twin towers.
1) Wonders about Evolution
2) Thinks there are enough abortions every year
3) Likes feminine women
4) Drives any car other than a Subaru or Volvo
5) Asks why it get’s colder every year if global warming really exists
6) Actually looks at Test Scores of students and wonders is it really “for the children”?
7) Isn’t a member of the “sexual” class… Homosexual, Metrosexual etc.
Secretly admires the tea-baggers.
Has been buying gold as a hedge against US monetary policy.
Wishes Ron Paul was a democrat and wasn’t so crazy.
Privately listens to Rush.
Favorite philosophers list does not include: 1) Chairman Mao 2) Josef Stalin 3) Pol Pot 4) Vladimir Lenin 5) Leon Trotsky 6) Karl Marx 7) Che Guevara
8) Ho Chi Minh 9) Robert Mugabe 10) Fidel Castro 12) Bill Ayers 13,14,15,16,…..
Doesn’t immediately turn and run screaming like a girly-man when exposed to a picture of Ronald Reagan.
@rayfan87
“Lets use this to the Republicans advantage, tell them that the Dems in close races “aren’t true believers” then they split the dem vote and repub win, sounds like a win-win situation.”
We are going to have to get alot smarter like in your example if we are ever going to gain ground against the liberal takeover. Two examples i think that exemplify our situation. Is conservatives as the stodgy formal redcoats standing in strait lines firing in form and turn while the liberals fight guerrilla warfare. Or second conservatives as the blustery red faced man who is easily fooled or tricked by his conniving manipulative wives and daughters. We desperately need conservative comedy views on television.
this is my favorite post so far!
Idaho’s representative is a Democratic? What ever happened to the “Free State Project”?
Clearly, CLEARLY the better marketeers over the last few elections have been working for the Dems. This move is in anticipation of big losses; they will then claim victory for having purged their party of the ‘losers’ and will come back better.
Somebody explain to me how we’re better off now for having had a Reagan. What good did it do?
#27 – Idahoser,
“Somebody explain to me how we’re better off now for having had a Reagan.”
He bought us about 20 years of grace – It’s not his fault the Republicans frittered it away.
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