Straight Line of the Day: On Your First Trip to The Barack Obama Presidential Center, … Posted by Oppo on 3 July 2026, 12:00 pm
…when you say, “This building is just as lovely as Michelle,” they’ll probably think it’s a compliment. 2 Reply to this comment
For me there won’t be a first trip, won’t be a last trip…. won’t be any trip. 5 Reply to this comment
Square my number of trips, and you’ll get a negative number, because any of my visits are purely imaginary. 3 Reply to this comment
On Your First Trip to The Barack Obama Presidential Center, … I thought the architecture perfecly fit Obama’s soul. 4 Reply to this comment
. . . ask the gift shop clerk if you can use money you got from George Floyd to pay for the replica of Obama’s birth certificate, appropriate since both are counterfeit. 3 Reply to this comment
… I’ll be searching for that doctor they said I could keep, since I haven’t seen him since Obamacare became a thing… 3 Reply to this comment
. . . don’t act surprised to see Michelle Obama in the men’s room at the pay urinals . . . marvel at the empty room representing Obama’s accomplishments benefiting America . . . see the debt clock near the entrance showing how much the contractors haven’t been paid 3 Reply to this comment
…when you say, “This building is just as lovely as Michelle,” they’ll probably think it’s a compliment.
For me there won’t be a first trip, won’t be a last trip…. won’t be any trip.
That sounds like the proper number of trips.
Square my number of trips, and you’ll get a negative number, because any of my visits are purely imaginary.
On Your First Trip to The Barack Obama Presidential Center, …
I thought the architecture perfecly fit Obama’s soul.
How long in County if someone pees all over it?
Asking for a friend.
Probably not as long as it would take to pee all over it.
I had my windshield washed and picked up a fruit bag at 79th and Stony
. . . ask the gift shop clerk if you can use money you got from George Floyd to pay for the replica of Obama’s birth certificate, appropriate since both are counterfeit.
… I’ll be searching for that doctor they said I could keep, since I haven’t seen him since Obamacare became a thing…
. . . don’t act surprised to see Michelle Obama in the men’s room at the pay urinals
. . . marvel at the empty room representing Obama’s accomplishments benefiting America
. . . see the debt clock near the entrance showing how much the contractors haven’t been paid
I flushed twice.