Update:
After I finished the chores starting just about midnite I made love for 3.5 hrs. straight. (do not pass goal do not collect 200 dollars and all that jive) It’s not a personal record for me but then again I’m not about records….unless it’s a 33 rpm’er playing some sexy Barry White tunes.
Before getting started, I would like to acknowledge that the land we now occupy once belonged to His Majesty the King of England, but he and the parliament that runs his government started acting like a bunch of douchecanoes, so we kicked their asses out and started running things ourselves.
It all worked out for the best, for us, and humanity as a whole.
If you want it back, too freakin’ bad, it’s ours now.
There might not be a better way to revitalize your patriotism than watching videos of World Cup tourists reacting to everyday American things: Waffle House, Costco, Texas Roadhouse, Buc-Ee’s.
I’ll get back to you in five or ten years…
I’m done.
Now I’m shooting Roman Candles at neighbors who started shooting them at me first. Good times. 🎆
Update:
After I finished the chores starting just about midnite I made love for 3.5 hrs. straight. (do not pass goal do not collect 200 dollars and all that jive) It’s not a personal record for me but then again I’m not about records….unless it’s a 33 rpm’er playing some sexy Barry White tunes.
Chores?
Before getting started, I would like to acknowledge that the land we now occupy once belonged to His Majesty the King of England, but he and the parliament that runs his government started acting like a bunch of douchecanoes, so we kicked their asses out and started running things ourselves.
It all worked out for the best, for us, and humanity as a whole.
If you want it back, too freakin’ bad, it’s ours now.
We got them to Hanover the colonies.
They are so there.
There might not be a better way to revitalize your patriotism than watching videos of World Cup tourists reacting to everyday American things: Waffle House, Costco, Texas Roadhouse, Buc-Ee’s.
The streak continues. Drove across the country to Washington DC to see the neighbor’s daughter march in the 250th parade only for it to be canceled.
This is like the Rush concert debacle from June 24 all over again! Except this time it doesn’t involve a Canadian trio.