Friday Night Open Thread: You Should Only Post If All Your Chores Are Done

Posted by Oppo on 3 July 2026, 6:00 pm

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Bob B

July 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM

I’ll get back to you in five or ten years…

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Gene

July 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM

I’m done.
Now I’m shooting Roman Candles at neighbors who started shooting them at me first. Good times. 🎆

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Friday Night Open Thread: You Should Only Post If All Your Chores Are Done

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