Thanks to all our veterans who have fought for the awesome freedom we now enjoy. So, if you see a veteran today, thank him. If you are a veteran, go to a mirror and say, “I am awesome. Even Frank J. thinks so!”
If you don’t have a veteran to thank, you can instead go to a filthy hippy and say, “The only reason you are able to be a filthy hippie is that veterans fought and died for your freedom. And here’s something else a veteran has for you.”
And when the hippie says, “What?” punch him right in his dumb monkey face.
Then say, “But, seriously, there is a message veterans wants you to hear.”
And when the hippie says, “What?” punch him in the face again.
Then say, “And there is one last thing I want to say.”
Then the hippie will say, “You’re not going to punch me in the face again, are you?”
You say, “No, not at all.”
Then the hippie will be like, “So what did you want to tell me?”
Then say, “I’m a liar!” and punch him square in the face again.
God bless our veterans! And happy birthday to my brother, Joe foo’ the Marine.
I am awesome. Even Frank J. thinks so!
Now, I’m off to find a hippie to punch just because that sounds like fun.
Then the hippie will say, “You’re not going to punch me in the face again, are you?”
You say, “No, not at all.”
Frank, real americans are not like the democrats, we would never deceive a hippy by lying. If he asks if you will punch him in his monkey face again, you say “Yes, yes I will” and then be true to your word, and punch him in his monkey face again.
I am awesome. Even Frank J. thinks so!
I could also stand to lose a few pounds.
And I need a haircut. But I’m still awesome.
[Sorry, I thought it was implied I meant every veteran other than Basil. -Ed.]
To honor our nations Veterans, I prepose setting 233 hippies on fire for each year our veterans have had the oppertunity to defend a country this awsome.
Then the hippie will say, “You’re not going to punch me in the face again, are you?”
You say, “No, not at all.”
Then the hippie will be like, “So what did you want to tell me?”
Then kick him square right in his tiny little hippies nads.
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!!!! F@#k anybody who don’t respect them.
If I’m not a vet, can I still punch a hippie today, or do I have to wait till tomorrow? By the way, my uncle, the marine, says that landing a helicopter on a hippie is better than punching a hippie because then they don’t get back up. Just sayin’.
My father is a vet, but he is getting a little too old to punch hippies like he used to. I am volunteering for him and have already punched several hippies in his honor. Volunteerism is great. God bless our veterans and active service personel!!!!
> [Sorry, I thought it was implied I meant every veteran other than Basil. -Ed.]
Okay, Frank J. doesn’t think I’m awesome. Probably because I didn’t punch a hippie today.
But I made one cry. Two, actually. And didn’t lay a hand on them. So, I’m not awesome. But hippies think I’m scary. And that’s good enough.