Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Has Asked You To Look at a World Map and Suggest Further Improvements … Posted by Oppo on 14 September 2026, 12:00 pm Me: Move Ecuador to the equator. Trump: Already been done. Me: On time and under budget!
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President Trump Has Asked You To Look at a World Map and Suggest Further Improvements … Annex Alberta and cede Minnesota to Canada. Reply to this comment
Move Minnesota to Iran.
Somalia would male more sense.
Have Canada annex the NE United States and call the new creation Hellville.
Rename Greenland as “The Land of Oppo-tunity…
Turn China capitalist by changing the name to CHINA!
And North Korea “The Discount Bin.”‘
Advertise Iceland as being a great tourism destination for young men seeking a bride because there’s a virgin behind every tree.
Change “State of California” to “Califonia Territory.”
Or divide it up into hundreds of competing fiefdoms, limiting their power and influence…
Expand the name from “Utah” to “Utah-a-Puddy-Tat”
Out: Martha’s Vinyard
In: Melania’s Vinyard
President Trump Has Asked You To Look at a World Map and Suggest Further Improvements …
Annex Alberta and cede Minnesota to Canada.