Random Thoughts

No matter how much Democrats object, the main thing on the ballot last night was whether Obama sucks and is stupid.

We should say false things about Olbermann so we can be named worst in the world. What’s a bad thing we can say about him that isn’t true?

Moderates are a prize for whatever political party finds them least annoying.

So is Kos saying that Tea Party people will be even more destructive to the Republicans than the Kos Kids were to the Democrats?

Everybody other than me is a dumb extremist.

I’m sorry, but you can’t have enthusiastically supported John Edwards and ever be taken seriously by anyone ever again.

Conservatives don’t organize like liberals; they have jobs and responsibilities. They just get woken up every so often.

I often fear people won’t instantly recognize me as an intellectual. I wonder if a fancy hat will rectify that.

The election wins last night should be great for my fantasy political league.

Christie was a great deal for New Jersey. He’s twice the size of the current governor at one third the cost.

Christie wins easily and Hoffman lost. If any pundit predicted that, he gets a cookie.

Christie reminds me of the large guy from the Sopranos who was the nicer mobster. Nicer mobster is pretty good for New Jersey.

It’s reassuring to know you can still buy a reelection in New York City, though. Still waiting on similar results for World Series.

It’s time to face it! We’re no better than Kos Kids! We screwed up an easy Republicanish win for mere hubris! Woe is us!

Still, NY23 is getting a more conservative Represenative than if the Republican won.

I think losing one House seat for one year is a small price to pay to wake up the GOP.

Marriage isn’t a right; it’s a religious custom often practiced by secular people and recognized by the government. Like Christmas.

19 Comments

  1. We should say false things about Olbermann so we can be named worst in the world. What’s a bad thing we can say about him that isn’t true?

    We could call him a devil worshipper. But do we really know if that’s not true?

    I often fear people won’t instantly recognize me as an intellectual. I wonder if a fancy hat will rectify that.

    The fancy hat would certainly rectify that. However, if I ever come across you and your fancy hat, I will probably mug you.

  2. “We should say false things about Olbermann so we can be named worst in the world. What’s a bad thing we can say about him that isn’t true?”

    How about: He’s a pitiful excuse for a man.

    The operative word being man.

    “Marriage isn’t a right; it’s a religious custom often practiced by secular people and recognized by the government. Like Christmas.”

    So very true. Why do gays even want to marry? Taxes?

  3. I often fear people won’t instantly recognize me as an intellectual. I wonder if a fancy hat will rectify that.

    don’t forget to get a sash to go along with the fancy hat.

    No matter how much Democrats object, the main thing on the ballot last night was whether Obama sucks and is stupid.

    the voters have spoken Obozo sucks and is stupid.

    We should say false things about Olbermann so we can be named worst in the world. What’s a bad thing we can say about him that isn’t true?

    that he really voted for bush twice.

  4. When asked about yesterdays election results a Whitehouse spokesmen said, “The president has no knowledge of a place called New Jersey and all he knows about Virgina is it’s a good first name for women, but that’s about all he know’s about that. However, if anyone want’s to ask questions about NY23 please ask away….anyone….please!”

  5. Here’s three I’m sure are lies:

    Olbermann is a Christian conservative!
    Olbermann is a life member of the NRA!
    Olbermann is pro-life!

    If you want to be recognized as an intellectual you need smirt glasses like Ted Danson or Janeane Garafalo.

  6. I admit to once watching Oburman (goog Nazi propagandist that he is) for a week. Keeping an eye on the enemy and all that. It took major therapy to recover. My brain hurt from all of the twisted irrational poopoo he spouts. Even leving out his uber-left politics, what a bizarre vain person.

    Frank needs a funny hat, a sash, and a smoking jacket to truly be intellectual.

  7. With all your recent posts on Science! and Quantum Physics!,if you want to be recognized as an intellectual,
    you should get coke bottle glasses, a quadriplegic wheelchair and drool a little like Stephen Hawkings.

  8. Conservatives don’t organize like liberals. Bison organize themselves in a circle as a defense mechanism, making them easier to pick off.
    Schooling fish are organized into schools that allows them to be netted in massive quanities. Nature! has taught Conservatives that organizing just makes
    them easier targets.
    Think in terms of guerrilla warfare against the Liberal Jihadis.

  9. “I think losing one House seat for one year is a small price to pay to wake up the GOP.”

    Doesn’t matter. I’m not a Republican just because I like the sound of the word Republican or because the nickname Grand Ol’ Party is cool. No, I’m a Republican because I love my country and I have certain beliefs and the Republicans are closer to matching those beliefs than the Democratbastard party. So, I could care less if a liberal Republican loses. If they are going to elect someone who will vote with Nancy Pelosi don’t let it be someone with an (R) next to their name that lets the Dems pretend to be bi-partisan. If Scozzafava had been elected and voted with Nancy to advance the notion of communism/socialism then some morons (usually TV talking heads/newspaper intellectuals) would proclaim communism to be a bi-partisan idea. Screw that.

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