Minor Corrections to Frank’s Post

It’s a nice bit of Robot Theater, but it’s all lies. Here’s the extra-truthy reality:

Yes, I have a high hairline, but the bald spot is kept firmly in check by my fanatical use of Rogaine for the last decade, and the beard is full-face, but neatly-trimmed.

Seriously – Michael Gross, circa 1985

Oh, and the accent is pure Wisconsin.

Look, I’ll prove it:

“Yah, there, hey. I drink from a bubbler when I stop at The Dells as I’m drivin’ up ta Lambeau. Go Pack! The Bears still suck!”

I think that should put to rest these foul rumors of my being naught more than a nebulous byproduct of Frank’s thinkological deliriums.

12 Comments

  1. Marko – I wasn’t even in “Picket Fences”, although I actually used to live 15 miles from Rome, Wisconsin.

    Adam – South Central, actually. About 30 minutes from the People’s Republic of Madison. And what they say is true. The only difference between Madison and Berkeley is the snow.

  2. What in the Cri-aye-aye? I got off Lake Winnebago this afternoon (skunked) and read that trips to the Dells and Lambeau make me part of the ‘Sconnie stereotype…
    Jokes on you, Harvey. Trips to the Dells only count if you go there to fish or for a Swig at Nig’s
    -I’ll be squaring that circle next weekend.

    Tonight for supper I had half a brick of cheese, and I’m working on a 12 pack of Old Style…
    …Oh Shit.

  3. Ok, I could see driving through Oshkosh (yay, EAA!) , but the Dells?

    Madison (aka home of the Moonbat) is also known fondly as 10 square miles surrounded by reality. Another difference with Berkley. They don’t have the power Madison has to impliment their ‘tax them till they drop, then squeeze blood from the corpses’ policies statewide.

    Hmm. Rome is suspiciously close to Plainfield. Ed Geene, anyone? Wisconsin, the cannibal state 🙂

    And it is a SODA folks. Not a ‘pop’ or a ‘cola’ or a generic ‘coke’.

    Also, Wisconsinites have no accents. It is the rest of you that all talk funny!

  4. Visiting the Dells isn’t a Wisconsin indicator.

    Calling it “The Dells” instead of “Wisconsin Dells” is a dead giveaway, though.

    If I wanted to get hard-core, I’d also bitch about all the FIB’s that were cloggin’ up I-90.

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