God makes Pat Robertson say stupid things because of his pact with the devil.
Vista was Microsoft’s punishment for its pact with the devil. Or was it our punishment?
I bet less people would make pacts with the devil if he wasn’t allowed to hide God’s punishment in the fine print.
And you can’t have a lawyer look over your devil pact since they all have to recuse themselves because of their close friendship with Satan.
Bad things only happen to sinners, i.e., everyone.
mmm, when you contract with Satan, you really have to check the fine print and you have to make sure everything is spelled out in the contract to a ridiculous level. Don’t believe me? Ask Conan O’Brien.
okay, jokes aside, Pat Robertson is a major tool. And as you can see from the story, nuts. mind you i would bet that this is a story really being told. I would guess it is old pro-slavery propoganda. No kidding.
with all the stupid mean and hateful things that Pat Robertson has said in his life are we sure he’s nut a closet liberal instead of being nuts……..
Why doesn’t he say that about Islamic terrorists?
It’s becoming disturbing to me how many, and increasingly more and more, of these Random Thoughts are things I’ve actually thought, even said, shortly before reading them here. Either it’s a case of weird minds thinking alike, or Frank is picking up stuff telepathically. Which would be kind of cool, really. Plus would make driving rocket-wielding dinosaurs a lot easier.
Peregrine, you under-estimate Frank’s ability for no-goodedness.
Tell me, Frank, how long have you been stealing the thoughts of your readers?
The only good lawyer is a
deadlawyer portrayed by William Shatner.There exists video of Pat Robertson, on the 700 Club, in checked pants and striped shirt, hands in air praying to lay hands on some man’s hemorroids. ‘Nuff said.
Waaait a minute… you mean he’s broadcasting random thoughts?! I seriously misunderestimated.
That guy is real? I thought it was like a bad comedy sketch show.
One would have to ask, ” So, Pat, were you THERE when the Haitians made the deal with the Devil? And, why didn’t you tell the Haitians that the Devil’s Contracts ALWAYS turn out badly( See ‘Ghostrider’ movie, for example ).And, whose side are you on, by the way?”
”God makes Pat Robertson say stupid things because of his pact with the Devil.” You forgot to add, “True story.”
The Devil IS in the details. True Story.
Yeah. Haiti isn’t cursed at all. In fact its blessed among nations…because eating garbage and worshiping chicken bones is basically heaven on earth.
Yeah. I know that because I read it on the internet. That Pat Robertson sure is awful. The internet says so.
Before Haiti made the pact with the Devil, it was called Luhvi.
Could It beeeeeeee… Satan?!!!! http:// http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjZtsFU5Z4&feature=related