So Obama sent out a fundraising e-mail about the oil spill. So how does that work?
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but maybe I’ll figure it out if you send me money. Why, with your contribution of $50, you can help lead me down the path to figuring out whose ass to kick.”
Anyway, the letter outlines a bunch of new policy ideas Obama wants to use the oil spill as impetus to as he doesn’t want to let a crisis go to waste, but does that really work when people see you as part of the reason of the crisis? Like he goes on about how we need clean energy because of how awful oil is, but of course oil looks awful when you have a president who just twiddles his thumbs while it’s gushing out into all the ocean. Basically, the oil spill has demonstrated Obama doesn’t know how to do anything useful or competent, so why is his bumbling of this big disaster going to convince us to follow anymore of his ideas? The only proposal he could have that I would see catching on with the public would be for him to say he’ll now sit quietly in the corner while other people handling the important things.
“I can’t kick my own ass. Please help.”
Give me enough mioney so I can kick YOUR ass. If I knew how.
I thought he would have sent out suggestion cards by now.
Well, when people are so ignorant that they vote for the candidates that promise to RAISE their taxes to create ridiculous new programs, anything is possible.
The sad thing is that I still know people that live and die by this guy, still hang on every word he says. Freakin scary.
Dear Mr. President, I’m retired and have a lot of spare time on my hands so I’d be more than happy to take on the job of Czar of Asskicking for a small yearly remuneration of, oh say, $170,000.00 per year plus an office allowance of, oh lets say, $1,500.00 per month, my own limo and driver and of course liberal travel privileges so I could go to places like the south of France, Monte Carlo, Hawaii, and Rio De Janeiro to attend asskicking conferences in order to learn the art of asskicking from real experts. Of course I’ll need a large staff of huge burly assistants to actually do the ass kicking. After all you can’t expect a highly paid executive like me to take time from important meetings to actually DO any asskicking myself. I have zero qualifications for the job, which (of course) makes me as qualified as anyone else you have ever selected for high office. So, contact me soonest for I am ready to kick some ass, bop some booty, demolish some derriere, beat some butt, hit some hinder, rough up some rump, or clobber some keister!! Eh…fugitively speaking of course…remember, someone on my staff would actually do the deed.
Once again, the parasites fall for the elitist bug. they jump around like children going to Cas Bonita whenever the disgrace in the White House tosses a glance their way. Its amazing that people who have no problem with my supporting them, will give away my money to that pos, while at the same time call me a racist because I think they should get a job and take a bath. That pos will stop at nothing to show his worshippers that he can read a teleprompter well, especially if it means being amoral and greedy. I really hope that people remember what this pos used as a fund raising tool, when they have to scrape off a layer of oil from their shrimp by the moon light because energy was outlawed.
In the it could actually be worse category, if it weren’t for Glenn Beck, Van Jones would now be at the helm of the aforementioned green energy initiative. I know that’s not much, but it’s the best I can do. Besides, I don’t think anyone is going to top #1 Mancuso for humor content.
I was thinking on the way to work this morning that Obama is a lot like a parrot.
He talks a lot but never says anything useful.
Mr. Mancuso, your comment can’t be touched. Quite humorous.