I was think we haven’t sat back and tried to objectively rate Obama’s job performance in a while. Let’s look at what are the universally agreed to responsibilities of the President of United States and see how Obama has done on them:
MAIN PRESIDENTIAL RESPONSIBILITIES
* Keep country from going bankrupt.
* Read things off of a teleprompter.
* Protect borders.
* Implore country to let him be clear.
* Don’t let country become covered in oil.
* Appear on TV a lot.
* Develop new weaponry like dinosaurs with rocket launchers.
* Intimidate foreign leaders with large ears.
Hmm… kind of a mixed bag for Obama. I’m going to give him the lowest grade possible: B+
How do you rate Obama?
Hmmmm, I guess it depends on your scale.
If you compare him to Ronnie Raygun, well, he’s about a -365 on a scale of 1 to 10.
If you compare him to say…. St. Jimmeh, well, he’s not doing all that bad.
He hasn’t lost even one country to communism…..
Well,except for the US……
So I guess he’s the same on both scales, -365 on a scale of 1 to 10.
So a B+.
Huh. You were right.
Incomplete.
Thank God. Because the world he wants to create cannot happen in this plane of existence. The universe as we know it would implode. This cannot happen! Well, at least not until DEC 2012.
If arrogance, incompetance, bucket-wearing, smarmyness,and treason were the goals, I’d give him a A+.
He fails on everything that counts. Especailly on dinosaurs with rocket launchers.
At first glance I thought the third item read “Protest Borders”
hehe
Frank,
The guys over at National Review are trying to cop your Nuke the Moon.
http://article.nationalreview.com/435325/nuke-it/daniel-foster
They want to Nuke the BP Well in the Gulf of Mexico!!
I think you should let them know that you first proposed the use of the US using nuclear weapons for purposes other than an actual nuclear conflict. Forget what the Russkis are doing. You should at least ask for a free online subscription.
How do I rate Obama? As a domestic enemy.
If I may quote from “The Anchorman,” I would rate Obama as a turd covered with burnt hair.
Having gone to a progressive school I would give him a “Purple Zebra.”
I am not opposed to nuking the ocean but shouldn’t we really start with the moon? Core threat first!
Whats next were going to invade Iraq and Afghanistan first and then be too tired to get to Iran and find ourselves standing around outside of it? Who would come up with that stupid plan. Core problem first then cleaning up the outliers will be many many times easier. Afghanistan and Iraq would have been a comparative cakewalk with Iran off the table.
Let’s take ’em one at a time:
– Keep country from going bankrupt. FAIL, We are going bankrupt.
– Read things off of a teleprompter. SUCCESS, No other President has ever read a teleprompter so well or often.
– Protect borders. FAIL, If I have to explain you clearly haven’t been paying attention.
– Implore country to let him be clear. FAIL, It’s already clear to us he’s an incompetent failure.
– Don’t let country become covered in oil. FAIL, it’s already covered in oil.
– Appear on TV a lot. SUCCESS, He has more air time than a 30 year airline pilot.
– Develop new weaponry like dinosaurs with rocket launchers. FAIL, how many dinosaurs with rocket launchers has the US military deployed since he took office? That’s right, ZERO, just like what he is.
– Intimidate foreign leaders with large ears. FAIL, all they do is laugh at his big ears and constant bowing.
So that’s 2 SUCCESSES vs. 6 FAILS, giving him an overall grade of 20%. Given that 65% is were F grades usually start, his grade is at best a V+.
I was inclined to say that his grade has slipped to a B- , but then I remembered he has done very well in pointing at things, and serving as a bad example.
Pissing off our allies and making nice with enemy despots-A+
Giving a tongue bath to Hamas and kicking Israel in the nuts-A+
Our country is covered in awl, but numb-nuts won’t let us get to it.
For understanding of what it means to be President of the United States, I give him a good, solid B plus.
For disgracing the memory of our veterans, fallen in combat, living, and deceased, I give him an A minus. But he’s working on it!
lol Proud maybe V+ is what Obama actually said that day.
I am presuming a Z+ would be nuking orphanages and leaving the refrigerator door open?
Dean Vernon Wormer: MR. OBAMA… ZERO POINT ZERO!
Let’s see:
J
C (he can’t do duets, he reads the other guys stuff)
N
A
G-
A
Z-
R
I give him a solid J- overall!
* Keep country from going bankrupt. — Fail, so a solid b+
* Read things off of a teleprompter. — Stutters for 17 and 1/2 minutes — Fail, so a solid b+
* Protect borders. — Fail, con caseo hardo b+
* Implore country to let him be clear. — huh? dfsajkds b+
* Don’t let country become covered in oil. — Fail, so a solid b+
* Appear on TV a lot. — Dang, success, a really big aspirin from listening to that pos. A squishy a-
* Develop new weaponry like dinosaurs with rocket launchers. — Fail, even pansy communists can’t spin this one, a solid F-
* Intimidate foreign leaders with large ears. — Big ears a solid dumbo, intimidating anyone? a solid b+
Overall a solid raspberry or in muslem terms derka-derka b+.
If he scores too low, will he get discouraged and quit?
I’m not sure what country he actually feels he represents, so I’ll grade him on both possibilities.
President of the United States: F
Ayatollah of Iran: A+
Is there anything lower than a Z, a Z to the billionth power mayhaps or a Z minus a gagillion. He is without a doubt the most inept, unbelievably inexperienced, jack(&(^ on the face of the planet today.
While not as evil as Abinutjob or Kim Quanisill he is more dangerous because he really has no clue as to what he should be doing. If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, he is a dangerous man.
Z to the minus gazillion, seanmahairmama. That would be a number very close to ZERO, which fits.
Present.
@Proud Infidel: I’d say you got it spot on; however, please don’t use a red pen when you give him his V+. Red is likely to hurt his self esteem. Purple pen will make him feel all good about getting a V+.
@Tommy the Towel Head, I am laughing my ass off.
@Proud Infidel: An A+ for a most excellent post.
Ah, yes, grade inflation, I couldn’t have gotten through medical school without it.
on a scale of 1 to ten, I say he’s a −∞
For President of the United States a grade of Lowest common factor there is ever. For President of a Middle Eastern country A+. For President of the UN B+ not corrupt enough yet now Blago perfect for President of the UN
Jason, I don’t mean to pick on yo, but he wouldn’t even get that grade as President of Syria. Isn’t a leader supposed to solidify his nation’s standing amongst his nation’s friends?
His goal of nationalizing the entire US economy is only about 60% reached.
That’s like what, a D+ ?
Heckuva job, Obam-ie!
PS: “* Protect borders.” !!?!!
Racist!
Watching Obama’s press reminds me of that old Twilight Zone episode…the one where some idiot child has acquired awesome supernatural power and keeps trying to make things better.
Overall grade: “It’s a good life”.
Lessee, now: Nationalized health care. Signed budgets creating deficits an order of magnitude larger than any others. Bowed to foreign leaders. Put Sonia Sotomayor on the Supreme Court, and has nominated Elena Kagan. Throws like a girl. Blames everything bad on his predecessor. Made illegal offers to candidates for public office to induce them to quit primary races. I think that I’m going to have to resort to complex numbers for this, because America’s never had a President like this before.
Good thinking, Burmashave. A red V+ would not only hurt his self esteem, it would also inspire Bobama the Portuguese Water dog to pee on his shoes.
I was thinking of a purple V with an neon green +. What do you think?
For comparison, Bush:
* Keep country from going bankrupt.
FAIL
* Read things off of a teleprompter.
FAIL, Bush can’t read
* Protect borders.
FAIL
* Implore country to let him be clear.
????
* Don’t let country become covered in oil.
Success. Water, on the other hand…
* Appear on TV a lot.
Success
* Develop new weaponry like dinosaurs with rocket launchers.
FAIL
* Intimidate foreign leaders with large ears.
Fail?
There’s not a grade that’s low enough. Z- to infinity still isn’t a low enough grade for him.
I agree, rast. Bush was a failure, good thing he’s no longer President. Now if only Obama were longer President…
> How do you rate Obama?
Third rate.
I’d have to judge him by what I’ve seen him do since getting in there. So, I must give him very poor marks so far. He spends most of his day in the trees and sand, slices all his irons to the left, plays from the mens tees but drives like a woman, constantly chips over the green, can’t sink a 4 ft putt, takes 3 mulligans on every hole, plays the foot wedge, abuses the clean & place rule, and shoots at least 30 strokes over par.
I just don’t see him earning a card by 2012.