Hello, Aquafans!
So what’s going on here? I saw there was an accident in the Gulf of Mexico (an explosion above the water, so technically not in my jurisdiction) and there is an oil leak. So I’m like, “Well, I’m sure the professionals at BP and the Obama administration will get this handled right away.”
And more than forty days later… what the hell?
Just the other day, I heard distress above me, so I surfaced in the Gulf… and of course was all covered in oil. And then Black Manta set me on fire. Is this just the way it’s going to be now?
I’m trying to figure out who to complain to, and the Obama administration says they’re in charge of everything, but it’s BP trying all the solutions except their solutions are things like have robots drop a box on it or pour mud on it — the sort of things a three-year-old would come up with when faced with a similar situation.
And I hate to bring it up, but what are you doing drilling out in deep water anyway? What’s wrong with drilling on land? Yeah, I know: You all live on land so you don’t want to drill there. “Let’s drill in the ocean,” you all say. “No one we care about lives there.”
You know there are like five hundred land-based superheroes, but only me for the oceans — for two thirds of the planet. Well, there’s also the Namor the Submariner, but he’s not usually very helpful. And kind of mean.
Anyway, my point is I deserve more respect than that. My domain is not your oil dumping ground. And if you have some big oil leak into it, I at least expect you to try and stop it… or at least make a realistic effort at it. This is what depresses me and makes me feel like I get no respect, but I don’t see any of you even stepping up to pay for my therapist.
Next time you’re hassled by pirates, don’t call me. I’m through. Enjoy your oil.
This guy gets a Nuke the Moon shirt, but Marko doesn’t?
More proof that Aquaman is, in fact, gay.
Go back to the sea man. 😉
Quoting Zippy the Pinhead, “are we having fun yet?”
Maybe Aquaman can get Aqualad to swab the poop deck.
“…the sort of things a three-year-old would come with.” You got that right.
What a cranky superhero. If 2/3 of the world is ocean, you’ve got lots of other places to swim. We’ll leave the oil spill in the capable hands of Dr. Benton Quest.
I totally understand why Aquaman didn’t recommend nuking the wellhead like the Russians did. He’s chicken!
(five yard (arm) penalty: piling on)
Jeez, Aquaman – instead of standing around bitchin’ maybe you should think about doing something to fix the problem. Who do you think you are? Obama?
What if what is really pissing off liberals these days is not having anyone else to blame for the contradictory retardation that is their ideology? No its definitely not them or their schizophrenic ideology! They just need to find the right leader and apparently Obama is not up to the task.
Not to confuse classic liberalism with statist socialism calling itself liberalism. Speaking of since hypocrisy between name and movement clearly does not matter….
I will call Dick Cheney he and I could create a new party called:
“Happy-Puppy-Children-Laughing-Do-Gooder-Everyone-Wins-Free-Candy-crats.”
Parties platform could be “pro-martian genocide” and “Anti-coupons” and “Ban-McRib” and a media and education propaganda effort to teach women to put the toilet seat up.
Marko’s right! This guy rates a Nuke The Moon shirt but Marko doesn’t? Remember, Marko is a Russian Missile Sub captain who speaks in a Scotish accent who just happens to love laying off major US cities listening to their rock n’ roll while conducting missile drills. Do you live in or near a major US city and listen to their rock n’ roll, Frank? I’d give Marko his shirt or move to some small town in Kansas or Nebraska if I were you.
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom……
Not enough “OUTRAGEOUS!”
That in itself is OUTRAGEOUS!
Namor is laaaaaaaaame.
Poor Aquaman – see what your whining got you?
Did anyone else notice that Aquaman and Frnak have the same haircut? Just sayin.
Both Namur and Aquaman are high on my list of suspects in the matter of this oil spill. Why do you suppose that every effort to stop this underwater leak has failed. For example…I suspect these two know a lot more about that saw that “bound up” then they are saying. As my pal Rahm once said…”Never let a good crisis go to waste.” The American people can rest assured…I won’t, if I can pin the blame for this on these two…I will. As you know I’ve been busy investigating the CIA and why the people of Arizona are tired of being overrun by illegal’s, but I’m taking precious time from those important investigations to concentrate these two underwater troublemakers. They can try and hide under the ice of the North pole or in the depths of the Marianas Trench but you can rest assured my crack army of highly trained lawyers will root them out…Eric Holder, searching under every oil covered rock for the guilty, Washington DC.
#14 – Bitterroot,
Ah, the good old days, when comic books were only 12 cents. (Nostalgic Sigh)
Dude, did you see Daniel Foster at NRO is proposing to NUKE THE GULF to stop the spill?
Gots to be some kinda copyright violation or something, at least worth a drive-by unless he gives you props, yo home?
F’shizzle, m’nizzle!
I think Jon Stewart is ripping off IMAO again:
http://www.thefoxnation.com/jon-stewart/2010/06/02/watch-jon-stewart-blasts-obamas-cartoonish-response-spill
quit cryin and put charlie tuna on it
jeez you’re almost as bad as the prez
i’m half expecting you to ‘go current’ and start bitchin about tail fin that needs some kickin