Had this yesterday:
Never had creamy candy before — and certainly not milk chocolate flavored creamy candy. It looked like a chocolate bar and tasted like the cheap chocolate (or, perhaps, cheap “creamy candy”) an Easter bunny is made from. Still, this made me wonder if I could come up with a better name for it. Here are my ideas:
* Bar-Form Chocolate Substitute
* Sweet Food-Like Substance
* Simulated Chocolate Snack
* Can’t Legally Call It Chocolate
* Consumable Chocolate-Like Rectangle
* Dark Colored Sugar Containing Treat
* Chocolate Simulacrum
* Soylent Brown
* Almost better than carob bar
* gubmunt chocolate
* Hearsay’s Chocolate
* Ha Ha, Fooled you!
BAR, CHOCOLATE, DESERT, MRE.
Synthe-choc..
(CWCID – the Ferengi of STNG)
partially gelatinated non-dairy creamy gum-based chocolaty candy bar
I beg to differ with you. The above candy bar is not remotely similar to anything I would eat. Ever.
FormerHostage: This might actually qualify as the “Rock or something”
Choco-like
Nada-late
Please egg my house
Not as flavourful as the packaging Bar
* Chalk-o-late
* Choco-lame
* Crap
* Candy Product with Chocolate Flavonoids
* Recyclable Chocolate Bar
* Brown Colored Foodstuff
==> Contains Real Ingredients!
==> Sealed for Your Safety!
==> Not for resale, sale or transfer.
==> Keep away from children.
Whatever happened to just plain “junk food?”
There’s only one possible word for this….
The Obamabar.
This doesn’t sound like junk food. It sounds like trash that went through the garbage disposal.
Nightfly: I love it. The Obamabar.
Barf-orm Chocolate Substitute
-Definitely not poop…(disclaimer. may or may not contain poop)
Yeah, the “Obama Bar” is the first thing that popped (pooped?) into my head, too.
* Barney Frank Bowel Movement Power Bar
* Rectangular Prism Full Of Unknown Substances Bar
* Eat It Because You’re a Democrat Bar
* Syrup of Ipecac-free Bar
* The GI Disruptor Bar
Frank, what was listed on the ingredients?
Hey Frank, there may be a reason why it tastes like that crappy wax chocolate that Easter bunnies are made from. The company makes chocolate Easter bunnies. A case of 1 f-footers for $40.95
Facts about Palmer Candy Co.:
– The actual tagline for the Milk Chocolate Flavored Creamy Candy is: “A Creamy Chocolate Candy Bar reminiscent of old fashioned chocolate!”
– Nutritional information for the Milk Chocolate Flavored Creamy Candy does not appear with its other candies on the company site.
– Chocolate Flavor also comes in other forms, such as Chocolate Flavor Bells.
– Twin Bing is one of their big sellers, and no, this is not bad engrish.
– In honor of Elvis Presley’s induction into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame, Palmer introduced its Triple Bump Bing.
– “Palmer Boo Fudge filled 2lb bag” doesn’t sound appetizing.
Sorry, slow day here.
@FormerHostage – Those blind people that assemble our MREs are at least kind enough to give us real chocolate, or if not they would call it bar, candy, chocolate flavored. My favorite MRE item description is cookie, with pan-coated choclate discs.
-Uncle Barry Obama’s Gin-u-wine No-Foolin’ Choklit Slab
-Nancy’s Krunk (Nestle’s Crunch)
-MMMmnesty Bar(Hecho en Mexico!)
-New from BP! Free Candy(a petroleum byproduct of salvaged light sweet crude)
The “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Crap” bar.
Have an Evil day
* Chicago’s South Side Bar
* Reverend Wright’s God-Damned America Bar
* Bet You Can’t Eat Just One Bar
Brown-flavored food product.
E-S-A-D Bar.
Fundamentally Transformed Chocolate.
There’s probably a bunch of gay Saudi men inside that clock moving the hands around to match the time on their Japanese digital watches.
* Pasteurized Process Chocolately Food [if you have to remind people in the name that it’s food–I’m lookin’ at you, Velveeta–there’s a problem]
* Chocolate Almost Walked Into a Bar
* Unemployed Payday
* Chocolate Keister Bunny
* [formerly sold at the LA airport] Ex-LAX Bar
As Marko would say, Frank, please moderate my comment at #21. Wrong thread… sorry.
I almost had one of these, then saw the cases of Hershey bars and went with them.
They remind me of the bar code beers from the corner stop-n-rob.
so maybe a barcode candy. thats it, just “Candy”
here are some others
Choc-o-lack
Not quite Chocolate
Now with natural brown flavoring
“Bar”
Chocko-yak
Doo-doo Bar
Jimmy, I think that comment is approprite in any thread.
Hershey’s bar. Well, no, we actually found it in the trash. Near Hershey. Well, no, it was actually in Scranton, not Hershey. Sorry.
Thanks Damncat. I also wanna thank Frank for branching out into such fine subject matter besides politics.
If it’s Palmer chocolate, they probably relabeled something from Crayola.
Faux-chocolatatie
Plaaaaaaaaaaaastique
The anti-chocolate bar
Bitter non honey -chocolate bar
Eweeee-hoo bar
Presidents Choice- contains no actual chocolate, made with soy. 100 percent natural healthy goodness.
Feculant Slab.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Lard, Cocoa Powder-like substance, Natural and Artificial Flavorings, Imitation Lard, Imitation Cocoa Powder, Sugar, Red Dye #3, Cleveland Brown #45, Sawdust.
Light Chocolate* Bar
*negro dialect sold separately