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How do you think Cliff Clavin would cope these days when anyone can pull out an iPhone with Google?

This Obama Muslim stuff is nonsense. No one has seen him pray towards Mecca more than three times in a day.

I don’t know why Obama didn’t put the Muslim rumors to rest by publicly eating handfuls of bacon like I do everyday.

Friedberg and Seltzer haven’t made a movie that’s cracked double digits on Rotten Tomatoes. How do they live with that level of suck? I guess their films like Epic Move and Meet the Spartans make money, but it’s got to hurt the self-esteem to be regarded as that unfunny.

A third of people think Obama is Muslim. Even weirder, a third still think he’s competent.

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  1. -To quote “Ace” I think Obama is as Muslim as he is Christian. (meaning not at all)

    -Rev Wrights Hyde Park church is no form Christianity compatible with the bible. His church could better be described as if you took Mein Kampf and replaced the words white with black and socialism with christianity but left all the other words the same.

    -I dont think anyone who truly believes in an “eternity” and a “judgment day” would have worn those Mom Jeans.

    -White house says he prays a lot.. really? Is it when Michelle is around and does it smell like cigarette smoke or held in farts afterwards?

    -New Red Dawn comes out soon. Its about the Chinese invading this time.

    -If America ever is invaded I absolutely think anyone who has described a fellow America as Xenophobic is sent to the front lines unarmed.

    -“The gods must be crazy” was a great movie, I wish they still made movies like that.

    -Some people dont like my controversial choice of religious affiliation, little do they know I already sold my soul for the ability to digest dairy. Seemed like a good trade at the time you know like socialism.

    -“is Obama Muslim” is an unclear question
    *by race = half yes
    *by nation of birth = probably not
    *by political sympathies = yes
    *by diet = dont know
    *by community he was raised in= yes

    The left needs to stop acting like this picture doesn’t exist. When a lot of people answer yes they probably are thinking of this picture.

    http://www.electricvenom.com/politics-bite/obama-and-the-michigan-muslims/

  2. Friedberg and Seltzer haven’t made a movie that’s cracked double digits on Rotten Tomatoes. How do they live with that level of suck? I guess their films like Epic Move and Meet the Spartans make money, but it’s got to hurt the self-esteem to be regarded as that unfunny.

    Wow. Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie didn’t even break 5%. That level of suckage deserves a special Ross Perot flip chart.

    Go Tell the Spartans was way, way much better. Plus, it featured M-16’s instead of spears and VC instead of Persians.

    I don’t know why Obama didn’t put the Muslim rumors to rest by publicly eating handfuls of bacon like I do everyday.

    I was under the mistaken apprehension (wouldn’t we all love to apprehend him) that Obama ate waffles for breakfast. From a source that doesn’t deserve linking:

    Advisers to the Obama campaign said the doughnuts, chocolate covered with pink sprinkles, were just a quick, easily accessible source of calories for Obama to consume during his hectic campaign schedule.

    Mmmmmmm. Pink sprinkles. You can’t eat a chocolate doughnut with pink sprinkles with bacon. It just won’t work. Co-inky-dink?

  3. Actually, fists full of bacon might be dangerous for Barry O. Unlike us run-of-the-mill Kufiri, his Islamic parentage means that not being Muslim makes him apostate. Apostates are much worse than Kufiri in the Islamic scheme of things.

  4. How do you think Cliff Clavin would cope these days when anyone can pull out an iPhone with Google?

    It’s a well known fact that John Ratzenberger, a.k.a. Cliffy Clavin, appeared as an extra in the film A Bridge Too Far. (Saw it last week.) It’s not a well known fact among the Brits (the movie was made by the Brits) that Monty’s military wet dream was an unholy c*ck up from the moment that the idea beamed from outer space into his addled brain.

  5. Yeah, Cilla, historically the Democrats think that the opinion of that slobering, drooling, incontinent, dementia’d old foggie in the voting booth who votes Democrat (they liked FDR) is just as important as anyone. But if they vote Republican, not so much. And now, with the Left in charge of the Party, they’re destined to be conned and then eliminated with death panels as convenient.

  6. That would most likely run parallel to the amount of blacks polled, who will still continue to mindlessly spew how “Obama’s the best president ever” even as they are being stoned to death under newly-instituted Sharia law.

  7. Actually the mystery of the tarp over the West Wing may now be solved. Perhaps he was having a window installed that faced Mecca.

    On the other hand he could just be erecting a statue of himself to himself so that he can have morning devotionals.

    As for the third who still find him competent……they are incompetent.

  8. Aside from the Obama-Muslim theory, there is current speculation that both Billy Graham and Pope Benedict XVI are actually Christians, and rumor has it that Benjamin Netanyahu sympathizes with the Joooos!

  9. How do you think Cliff Clavin would cope these days when anyone can pull out an iPhone with Google?

    Y’know, goole was started by a couple o guys that wanted to pull the wool over yaw eyes.

    I don’t know why Obama didn’t put the Muslim rumors to rest by publicly eating handfuls of bacon like I do everyday.

    I thought all marxists were athiests.

    Why would you want handfuls of bacon to be wasted on the disgrace in the white house. Think Frank! Think!

  10. Obama put that whole Muslim thing to rest at a press conference. When questioned about it he deftly pulled out his Curan and throttled the infidel senseless with the hallowed book and declared a personal Jihad on his azz, thereby silencing all dissent.

  11. ‘New Red Dawn comes out soon. Its about the Chinese invading this time.’

    They don’t want to take over, they just want their money!
    “You economy is in the clapper, no more cledit! You pay Now!”

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