Investigate the Funding!

So Pelosi says she’s going to investigate the funding of people against the ground zero mosque. That’s kind of crazy, but just to make things easier I get my opinions funded by like GoogleAds, BlogsAds, and some t-shirt sales (oh yeah, buy my t-shirts).

Still, I’m pretty curious how liberals get their money. So many of them are so useless I’m not sure how they get any money. And as for Pelosi, shouldn’t our capitalistic system mean someone like her should be out starving on the streets? How does her having any money make sense? Do you know she makes $223,500 a year as Speaker? $223,500 just to be stupid and annoy people? You can find liberals who do that for free all the time, and really they should never make more than $0 doing that but people keep making made up jobs like “community organizer” to get them paid to pester people. That’s weird and wrong and we need and investigation into how liberals get money. The less money liberals have, the more money we’ll have being used usefully in our economy. And the less annoyed we’ll be.

35 Comments

  1. Liberals don’t have any money. They are above the pettiness of monetary concerns. They spend your money. You’re too stooopid and RACIST! (not to mention far too busy being productive) to know how to spend your money in a way that fosters social justice. Useless liberals use their super elite mind powers (lying) to get into power, then use their power to take your money and use it to solidify their power and liquidate their competition. See how they have legislated dissent into a crime? Their pyramid scheme will fail just like every other country which took from it those who would work and gave to those who would not.

  2. Yeah, well she can investigate the highly important Squirrel/Bottle Rocket Collider project all she want’s. She’ll never uncover the super secret and vast stores of wealth we’re running on. Ha! We (me and the volunteer staff) are STILL unanamously against the mosque!

  3. Uh Oh…Now you’ve gone and done it. You’ve mentioned g00ble ads on a page containing g00ble ads. You will now suffer the wrath of adsense! They will descend upon you like a thousand nations of the Persian Empire. See that van outside with the funny, geeky looking head-dress…it’s them…it has begun………

  4. I think there should be an investigation of the source of funding for Nancy’s $18,000.00 per month office and also who funds her weekly non-stop flights to and from Washington DC and California? Oh! That’s right. It’s the tax payers………never mind.

  5. An investigation into those who disagree with you, Nancy? Is this where I get up to the microphone and pretend to cry while desperately trying to get one tear drop out of my botoxed eyes and talk about how I heard this type of rhetoric in the 70s? Juuuuuuuust wondering: who’s paying for this investigation?

    Hey Nancy: seeing as you own a vineyard and are worth several million and seeing as you talk about how the rich should pay more, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and donate your entire salary to the ‘won’t hardly cost a thing’ Obamacare cause? Oooooh wait… that’s right: you need the money to buy those ugly bead necklaces. Sorry.

  6. We need an investigation of why Pelosi’s face makes people cringe. It’s criminal. NO ONE should be that ugly and be in politics. Instead of more Botox treatments, let’s convince her to just let a big snake bite her face. Maybe it would help.

  7. Jimmy it’s not so much her face that makes people cringe. It’s her freaking voice. Her face is like The Joker or something, you know it’s scary but not scary enough to make you look away. Just scary enough to make you wonder what the heck happened there.

    It’s when she starts talking, that’s when people really get scared.

  8. It reminds me of when the Climategate scandal broke, and Barbara Boxer called for an investigation–not into the conspiracy itself, but into those who leaked the emails. I can’t think of better evidence that these people are not on the side of the American people.

  9. No investigation is required, the same answer applies to every person against the Ground Zero mosque: They get their funding from paychecks supplied by private enterprise. (People in favor of the mosque get their funding from government grants supplied by taxes levied on the people who get paychecks supplied by private enterprise – so really, the source of funding for ALL sides of the debate is the same.) (And don’t think it doesn’t chap my hide to know that the money for the investigation is coming from those same paycheck-earning folks).

  10. Liberal Lunatics never fail to amaze me in their audacity. When Hilary Clinton was running for president and bashing EVERYTHING Bush did or said relative to Iraq the repubs called her unpatriotic and she whined that “dissent is the highest form of Patriotism.” Now that well-meaning, concerned Americans are objecting to a mosque in the shadow of the most horrendous attack on U.S. soil in our history, Nancy wants the genesis of their objections investigated. The arrogance of this shrew is ASTOUNDING! I sincerely believe all that Botox has seeped into her brain. I can’t wait for OBAMACARE to kick in, I’m going to volunteer for her “End of Life Careplan” team.

  11. Caution ………..Rant:
    Welcome to my life Nanny. Come on down and investigate the pittance I and the sweet spouse are paid (compared to your salary, fringe benefits, retirement and golden parachute). People in this country by a wide margin feel they way the do about Islam and muslims because of what they say and do, not because of who they are. If they didn’t say things like “Israel should be wiped off the map or Kill the infidel or Death to America or America is the Great Satan”, some of us might feel differently. Those of us who are students of history however would probably feel exactly as we do today. Islam is not now nor has it ever been a religion of peace. It’s doctrine is violent and intolerant of everyone and anyone who does not ascribe it.

    Look it up, I dare you. Some where there has to be objective writers who still have a semblance of integrity. While in the past other religions have made mistakes and tried to enforce their beliefs through the sword they have discarded these ideas and have come to understand that only by persuasion, by long-suffering, by gentleness and meekness, and by love unfeigned will anyone be able to affect meaningful change in their own lives or the lives of others.

    Islam will never rise to that level. One has only to look at how they treat their women and children to see that the men are animals who have no finer feelings. Lust and depravity fill their souls to the exclusion of anything lovely, fine or virtuous. Hence the 72 virgins – if that isn’t tied to the arm of the flesh I don’t know what is. What god would give another sentient being to be the slave of another, knowing that the slave owner was guaranteed to abuse, debase and destroy that which they have been given to slake their depraved desires. I would say that this was painting with too wide a brush but I have yet to hear any cleric or apologists come out against the things written in the Koran or Sharia law, so I would guess that muslims believe in these ideologies, which just proves my point. Not to mention the so called “honor” killings that have happened in the last several years. These ghouls wouldn’t know “honor” if it reached up and bit them on the …………….nose.

    But I don’t hate them. My God insists that I Love my enemies, bless them that curse me, do good to them that hate me, and pray for them which despitefully use me, and persecute me…. I’m not there yet but I am not going around insisting they be deported or jailed or worse. So by “their fruits shall ye know them”.

    Just sayin’

  12. @seanmahair: Very well written. Yours is not so much a rant as it is a clear and cogent explanation of what many of us are feeling. Email it off to her. She’ll never read it, but it deserves to be sent. Were it I, I’d end it in the archaic, self-important form that I use to I close many of my emails (I use this form in humor):

    Requesting an immediate investigation of myself,

    I am,

    seanmahair

  13. Perhaps in an unguarded moment Ms. Pelosi told us more about how her associates operate when promoting an idea and assumed everyone does the same. It’s done with funding; think NEA.

    I am opposed the Mosque and I’m Canadian and not paid by anyone to think the way I do.

    Well said seanmahair.

  14. EnemyoftheState: Thank you and God bless you for your service. If you had just learned to be annoying and parasitic instead of noble you could have gone into “public service” instead of real service, and your government checks and benefits would be much, much, greater. Thanks for doing the unselfish thing.

  15. The interesting yet funny thing is that NBC and CBS (our more liberal news stations) failed to discuss Pelosi’s idea of investigating because they KNOW SHE’S WRONG! When liberal news stations know and technically admit that a liberal representative’s idea is wrong and/or stupid, it makes the representative seem even more improbable.

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