Hey, DamnCat, one of your buddies was on the far side of the road from me yesterday in easy distance of the shoulder. What did he do? He ran towards me. THUMP.
How often do members of your species commit suicide?
I believe that it was Benjamin Franklin who first said, “Justice is such a bother.” Franklin stated this in the same Almanac in which he said, “If a community organizer should seek your vote, you’ll do well to throw him in a moat.”
The trial was first thrown into my face repeatedly this past weekend. I’ll go out on a limb and trust the jury that disfunctionally covering up an accident was a reasonable doubt. But what bothers me is that one of them knows what happened and none of them are talking. That is frustrating. This is the kind of thing that makes liberals reconsider waterboarding.
TV has convinced me that this is extremely important. Normally, I don’t believe TV, but when all the channels are saying the same thing, that’s got to be important, right?
The trial was by far the greatest reality TV show every made. As a lifetime resident of the greater Orlando area, avoiding immersion in the trial was no more avoidable than avoiding an Interstate 4 traffic jam. But anyway, I don’t buy into the “conventional wisdom” that “beyond a reasonable doubt” is an edict to reject good judgement, common sense, and real “wisdom”. A spectator practicing his sign language during the trial is sentenced to jail time and a murderer is acquitted? Justice has certainly been considered!
Most interesting part of this case was listening to the government attorneys that blew the prosecution congratulate each other afterward for their excellent work.
My cats already booked a flight, came and did their “bidness” in your garden, and flew back to Minneapolis (first class on my credit card, of course). They were pretty liquored up when they got home but I think they had their way with your garden! They were all smiles!!!
See that, frogs never cause such problems. And, we don’t eat, or crap in, people’s vegetable gardens. We eat flies…and people hate flies. And, that’s why people love frogs.
Oh, no, don’t tell me you’re going to start talking about that stupid trial.
Considered…and rejected.
Hey, DamnCat, one of your buddies was on the far side of the road from me yesterday in easy distance of the shoulder. What did he do? He ran towards me. THUMP.
How often do members of your species commit suicide?
I couldn’t care less about that trial. I don’t watch TV. That helps to keep the stupid down.
No evidence = No conviction. Great day for America.
I believe that it was Benjamin Franklin who first said, “Justice is such a bother.” Franklin stated this in the same Almanac in which he said, “If a community organizer should seek your vote, you’ll do well to throw him in a moat.”
For some cats the world is just too ugly a place to live in, Marko. And that poor fellow had just laid eyes on you.
The trial was first thrown into my face repeatedly this past weekend. I’ll go out on a limb and trust the jury that disfunctionally covering up an accident was a reasonable doubt. But what bothers me is that one of them knows what happened and none of them are talking. That is frustrating. This is the kind of thing that makes liberals reconsider waterboarding.
TV has convinced me that this is extremely important. Normally, I don’t believe TV, but when all the channels are saying the same thing, that’s got to be important, right?
There is no justice. That one is still in the White House.
Don’t lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
Burma Shave
My girls considered Justice when they were little.
Some little girls don’t live long enough to shop there.
The trial was by far the greatest reality TV show every made. As a lifetime resident of the greater Orlando area, avoiding immersion in the trial was no more avoidable than avoiding an Interstate 4 traffic jam. But anyway, I don’t buy into the “conventional wisdom” that “beyond a reasonable doubt” is an edict to reject good judgement, common sense, and real “wisdom”. A spectator practicing his sign language during the trial is sentenced to jail time and a murderer is acquitted? Justice has certainly been considered!
At IMAO, it’s always nice to know that humor has been considered.
Most interesting part of this case was listening to the government attorneys that blew the prosecution congratulate each other afterward for their excellent work.
That’s a nice little joke, Cat! But we’ll see who’s laughing when I see you by the side of the road!
As my criminal law professor used to say (while wearing Groucho glasses), “Justice considered is justice denied.”
Don’t look for me by the road, Marko. Look for me in your garden adding flavor enhancers to your veggies.
Little tasty treats, eh?
BOOM!
(Anything that attacks my garden is dead meat!)
HA! Missed me!
Amos 5:15 Hate evil, love good, And establish justice in the gate! Perhaps the Lord God of hosts May be gracious to [us]
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Jimmy,
My cats already booked a flight, came and did their “bidness” in your garden, and flew back to Minneapolis (first class on my credit card, of course). They were pretty liquored up when they got home but I think they had their way with your garden! They were all smiles!!!
@Fly: I’ve seen a few of the ads, but I like that one.
You just think those are your original cats!
CyberKittehs!
They’re gonna spy on you and Hillary with stereoscopic, photonic eyes (3D!) and stereo microphones!
I’m gonna rip out your filthy little cat innards!
That’s not nice, Marko. We cats are very sensitive about people fiddling with our guts.
Cat and Marko – get a room. The inter-species sexual tension is nauseating.
See that, frogs never cause such problems. And, we don’t eat, or crap in, people’s vegetable gardens. We eat flies…and people hate flies. And, that’s why people love frogs.