We need to stop wasting our energy on mere games like soccer and concentrate our energy on winning real sports at the olympics. For instance, our shooters are not nearly dominant enough (This is the land that produced J. Moses Browning and the Pennsylvania/Kentucky Long Rifle, Gunny Hathcock and Annie Oakley!) and the Russians are always whipping us in one of the toughest sports on the planet, wrestling.
Soccer? Might as well go for the gold medal in Angry Birds competition.
Ok, who cut Frank’s nads off this time? Give them back immediately because without them he posts sappy stuff like woman’s soccer! The next post will be about the WNBA and then we will be off and running about daytime talk shows and soap operas and such. Just give back the nads, please!
What next? Bruce Campbell starts tweeting? On the Twitter thingy? Oh, the horror. But at least he wasn’t tweeting about futbol. Something about an Evil Dead remake though. A USA team full of Mia Hamm level babes does tend to capture the attention of the nation when they win. And the women are 8000000 times less likely to fake a holocaust (AKA a soccer injury) if you look at them the wrong way.
USA World Women’s Soccer Champs !!! Next stop… Tiddlywinks. And flower arrainging. I agree with marco, more guns, less metrosexual stuff. We would rock at Action Pistol or Three Gun Action. Just watching the liberal MSM poop their pants at covering such an event would make it worthwhile.
Son of Bob has the thread winner right there. And I say this as someone who played soccer for many years.
I think we play soccer differently here in the US than they do over in Europe. Over there, they’re always crying and diving and acting like giant girls trying to get a call. When I played we always tried to be as physically violent as we could without getting thrown out.
One time in high school we played a school that was too small to have a football team, so all their guys that would normally play football played soccer instead. It was an awesome game: two of their players and one of ours got kicked out, as well as our coach and one of our players’ grandfather. That was even better than the time our coach got fired for punching a ref.
Didn’t see this game, but the Sweden-Japan game was on while my son and I were out (eating at a Mexican restaurant). ‘Twas awesome. The Swedes were down and decided to resort to brute violence towards the end. Seeing as how they were all approximately a foot taller than the Japanese, it was just out-and-out brutality. Dropping little Japanese girls like flies. It was like the soccer match in “The Meaning of Life”. Fun!
Soccer is the offical sport of Hell. Read it somewhere…Book of Hezekiah.
I would tech pin Jimmy in about a min thirty and I and USSJC I humilitate with a granberry cradle in the second period. Penn is where real rassler are from, Iowa wrestles pigs and if you Google UMEN wrestling it ask “Do you mean Women Wrestling” yeah I guess I do.
Gen. George S. Patton placed in the ’12 Olympics in the Pentathlon — shooting, fencing, equestrian steeplechase and stuff. Name one soccer player, male or female, who has kicked gerries across the continent while demonstrating to the world that Monty, Ike and Bradley were fighting the previous war.
Just wait until Buttercup starts playing soccer. By time she is playing high school soccer, Frank will be digging soccer 🙂 The rest of you are a bunch of haters….
We need to stop wasting our energy on mere games like soccer and concentrate our energy on winning real sports at the olympics. For instance, our shooters are not nearly dominant enough (This is the land that produced J. Moses Browning and the Pennsylvania/Kentucky Long Rifle, Gunny Hathcock and Annie Oakley!) and the Russians are always whipping us in one of the toughest sports on the planet, wrestling.
Soccer? Might as well go for the gold medal in Angry Birds competition.
I am shocked and appaled that IMAO would moderate the name of one of the most self-sacrificing Marines in all of American history!
Soccer is an excellent sport for ladies.
Especially when it involves wimmin!
This is overwhelming.
The victory ranks right up there with an American winning:
– World Ping Pong Championship
– Male Synchronized Swimming
– Curling
– a slap fight with a Frenchman
They call it cricket over there in Europe. Soccer is their name for American football.
Who did we beat?, was this like a real game?
Ok, who cut Frank’s nads off this time? Give them back immediately because without them he posts sappy stuff like woman’s soccer! The next post will be about the WNBA and then we will be off and running about daytime talk shows and soap operas and such. Just give back the nads, please!
I just got back from Europe, I still don’t get the fascination with soccer.
You were in Europe? I assume you are now writing everything from inside a closet.
Europe hasn’t been worth a hill of beans since C.S. Lewis died.
What next? Bruce Campbell starts tweeting? On the Twitter thingy? Oh, the horror. But at least he wasn’t tweeting about futbol. Something about an Evil Dead remake though. A USA team full of Mia Hamm level babes does tend to capture the attention of the nation when they win. And the women are 8000000 times less likely to fake a holocaust (AKA a soccer injury) if you look at them the wrong way.
Winning in soccer is kinda like getting a blue ribbon for the best float in the gay pride parade.
USA World Women’s Soccer Champs !!! Next stop… Tiddlywinks. And flower arrainging. I agree with marco, more guns, less metrosexual stuff. We would rock at Action Pistol or Three Gun Action. Just watching the liberal MSM poop their pants at covering such an event would make it worthwhile.
Son of Bob has the thread winner right there. And I say this as someone who played soccer for many years.
I think we play soccer differently here in the US than they do over in Europe. Over there, they’re always crying and diving and acting like giant girls trying to get a call. When I played we always tried to be as physically violent as we could without getting thrown out.
One time in high school we played a school that was too small to have a football team, so all their guys that would normally play football played soccer instead. It was an awesome game: two of their players and one of ours got kicked out, as well as our coach and one of our players’ grandfather. That was even better than the time our coach got fired for punching a ref.
Ernie – are you sure you weren’t playing hockey? That sounds like hockey.
It sounds like good old fashioned Pennsylvania high school wrestling to me.
“Pennsylvania wrestling: Where the boys are men and so are their moms!”
Didn’t see this game, but the Sweden-Japan game was on while my son and I were out (eating at a Mexican restaurant). ‘Twas awesome. The Swedes were down and decided to resort to brute violence towards the end. Seeing as how they were all approximately a foot taller than the Japanese, it was just out-and-out brutality. Dropping little Japanese girls like flies. It was like the soccer match in “The Meaning of Life”. Fun!
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You know what would make soccer more interesting? Gloves and shoulder pads with razorblades.
To be fair, that would make pretty much anything more interesting.
Pennsylvania Wreslin’ is for homos! Iowa is where real raslin’ is done!
Raslin’ is what you do with umen, ussjc.
What did we win?
Soccer is the offical sport of Hell. Read it somewhere…Book of Hezekiah.
I would tech pin Jimmy in about a min thirty and I and USSJC I humilitate with a granberry cradle in the second period. Penn is where real rassler are from, Iowa wrestles pigs and if you Google UMEN wrestling it ask “Do you mean Women Wrestling” yeah I guess I do.
Gen. George S. Patton placed in the ’12 Olympics in the Pentathlon — shooting, fencing, equestrian steeplechase and stuff. Name one soccer player, male or female, who has kicked gerries across the continent while demonstrating to the world that Monty, Ike and Bradley were fighting the previous war.
“tech pin Jimmy”
Hehe. I’ll only let an uman do that.
Just wait until Buttercup starts playing soccer. By time she is playing high school soccer, Frank will be digging soccer 🙂 The rest of you are a bunch of haters….
When every soccer game is like Shaolin Soccer, I’ll watch it!