* BREAKING NEWS: It’s still true that Obama ate a dog.
* Romney says this election is about jobs, though, and not which presidential candidate may or may not be tempted to eat fluffy little puppies. In fact, what is the worse label for Obama: “dog-eater” or “guy responsible for the current state of the economy”?
Some of the Obama-bots are still trying to rescue the dog issue for Obama as they would much rather fight on that field than the more substantial issues where Obama has failed immensely. I even had a number of people on Twitter try to insist that what Romney did was super serious but what Obama did isn’t important. To which the proper response is “OBAMA ATE A DOG!!!” If the Dems want silly side-issues, the dog-eating president is going to star.
* Millionaire Obama is trying to strike against Romney’s wealth saying, “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.” Okay, what’s less relatable to: guy with silver spoon in mouth or guy with dog in his mouth?
And is Obama claiming he can relate to the common man because he built himself up with such normal blue collar jobs as “community organizer” and “memoir writer”? He’s just a normal guy like you who eats dog, hangs out with domestic terrorists, and goes to a crazy racist preacher ranting about the CIA creating AIDS. And he ate a dog. Did I already mention that?
* I’d like to thank the GSA for demonstrating government spending in such a clear way. It’s nice to know what the money would go to if we raised taxes on the rich. See, the choice is never do we want the rich or the poor to have the money, it’s whether we want people who are responsible with their money to keep it or whether that should instead be taken and given to people who are extremely irresponsible with money. If you choose the later, please punch yourself until you understand the error of your ways.
* The Secret Service are meeting with Ted Nugent. And they’re going to do it in Colombia. It’s going to be a crazy party.
* Young people are apparently not excited about Obama or Romney this election year. That’s cool; we really need to start teaching people at a young age to despise all politicians.
* Acura is in trouble for having a casting call for one of their ads where they wanted an African-American who wasn’t “too dark”. The funny thing is, they could have just put out a casting call for a white guy and not gotten into any trouble. Acting is that last place where blatant racial discrimination is tolerated. I guess racism is okay if it’s for “art”.
* Wisdom of the Day from Jon Gabriel:
If I owned a dog, it would probably look a lot like the one Obama ate.
Before Obama “screwed the pooch”, he stewed the pooch.
Not so fast!
“i wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth,” says barack “barky” obama
of course not, dog isn’t eaten with a spoon.
No, he wasn’t born w/ a silver spoon in his mouth.
It was a golden retriever.
Frankly, the question is not whether Obama ate a dog.
He already admitted to that, in his own words.
The question is, when did Obama STOP eating dogs?
I mean, is there any evidence that he’s not still eating dogs to this day?
In fact, I have it on good authority that several times a week Obama treats himself to a tasty yet low-fat repaste of dog meat.
I’m told that his favorite recipe involves Labrador chops, sauteed in garlic and butter, with a drizzle of olive oil, and a light sprinkling of sea salt and crushed red peppers.
Liberals: Prove it’s not true.
Prove it.
On No! Obama ate my Dogma!
Obama’s dad told him he would take on the characteristics of the animals he ate. Grasshopper? Dog and snake? What else?
Oh, Frank, I’d eat dog if I could meet the redhead advertising the tee-shirts on you sidebar. Not implying she is a dog or anything. She does have soft fuzzy red hair on her head like an Irish Setter, but other than that nothing doglike about her. I wonder if she is loyal…
I hope Nugent gives the SS a free concert. “Dog Eat Dog” comes to mind. Another title works on a two or three levels:
Yank Me, Crank Me
I need you, baby
Like a dog needs a bone
I need you, baby
Like a man needs a home…
Obama: He’s all things to all men! He’s rich — he went to an exclusive private school in Ha-stinkin’-waii! He’s poor — a poor child of a single mom! He’s proud! He’s humble! He’s a floor wax! He’s a dessert topping!
But in November: He’s toast.
MII!I!TT!!!
Hitler finds out it was his dog Obama ate…….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEBN8wOKjMo
When will Rowdi weigh in on this important issue? My dog wants to know what Rowdi has to bark on it.
wanted an African-American who wasn’t “too dark”
So a black British person couldn’t apply?
@slapout – or an African-African?
if Jeremiah Wright or Bill Ayers said the same thing Ted Nugent said
nobodynobody in the Obama administration would bat an eye.oh wait.
they did – this isn’t a hypothetical.
So maybe this proves Obama is an alien after all!
Alf ate cats and he was from Melmac.
Of course Obama doesn’t have a silver spoon. Everyone knows you eat dog with a fork.
This situation will get out of control.
It will get out of control and the dog will be lucky to live through it!!
Good God, Frank. How much easier can your job get?
And I just want you to know that I clicked through on the banner Puppy Food ads. Fatten them up while the While House lights the charcoal.