I got thrown out of Fight Club for not remembering the second rule.
Who won the Pulitzer for best cup of coffee? Was it Starbucks again?
Does Arianna Huffington get the cash prize the for the HuffPo Pulitzer winner?
But if we don’t pass the Buffett Rule, we won’t get our “rich people had to pay more taxes” prize.
Fight Club. Or, as we call it during this time of year: Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Now that Ed McMahon is gone who hands out the Pulitzer Clearing House prizes?
Buffet Rule #2: Always use a clean plate.
And no fighting over the club sandwiches.
Buffet Rule #3: No double dipping.
Rule four — I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out. Rule five — no HuffPosters!
Rule six–When buffeting, make sure to cuff, batter, or slap with the hand; no kicking or headbutting (for those, see Kick rule #3 and Butt rule #1).
Buffet Rule #5: Margaritas should be served with cheeseburgers.
Buffet Rule #6: BACON.
Oh, and those little smoked BBQ sausages. Little Smokies.
“Who won the Pulitzer for best cup of coffee? Was it Starbucks again?”
If anyone ever questions whether or not liberals are insane, all you need to do is point out the liberal Starbucks dilemma. Who are the folks that can’t live without a Starbucks? Liberals. Yet, the same liberals lead protests bashing in the windows of Starbucks to protest corporate America. Do they choose to riot at Starbucks just so that they can get a half-caff, extra froth, mocha latte while they’re there?
I got thrown out of Fight Club for not remembering the second rule.
Hmmmm, it looks as if you forgot the first rule too.
RANDOM THOUGHT:
So, according to a link on Drudge, Bob Beckel yelled and cursed – on air – at a woman (wow, what a tough guy) sitting next to him on Hannity’s television show…then, of course, blamed everyone else for his immaturity. Her crime was quoting the government’s own report stating how Head Start has been a failure, and Beckel yelled at her that “You don’t know what the F— you’re talking about.” Is it Hannity or FoxNews that is convinced that conservatives want to watch screaming liberals? Perhaps Fox thinks these kinds of outbursts help them get ratings, but instead the story just reinforces to me that I made the right choice when I stopped watching FoxNews and listening to Hannity.
Buffet #7: alert the manager when the Egg Foo Yung runs low. It’s only polite.
Buffet rule #9: Neve Never invite Chris Cristie
Random thought: The most obese marxists always seem to agree that America is fat, yet they don’t do anything to make themselves not be fat.
Personally, I like being fat. I like bacon.
Now that beckle has declared war on women, do you suppose the occupant will invite him for beer and a buffet?
Which Buffet Rule are we actually on?
Or does it matter when guests fall down drunk?
Son of Bob: unfortunately, screaming liberals are the only kind they make. Once you knock down their argument on principal (a trivial task) they resort to screaming and name-calling. It’s just the nature of the beast.
Or they go the Alan Colmes route and act all surprised and offended.