A couple days ago, Frank said:
I guess people just feel the need to start rallying behind Mitt Romney. Are you ready for that? IMAO is working on a new logo where we replace the moon with Romney’s smiling face. Go Romney!
Well, let the rally begin!
Les of Brick Moon [High Praise!] put together our new Romney-Moon logo:
It’s really so symbolically appropriate:
Like Romney, the moon does not have Obama-style sticky-out ears.
Like Romney, the moon won’t raise our taxes.
Like Romney, the moon smiles down upon us with a silvery light that makes everything better.
So yes, IMAO still plans to nuke the moon, but now we plan to use enough nukes to carve Romney’s face into it.
Let’s see THAT fail to bring world peace!
Go Romney!
Also like Romney, resistance is futile, we will be assimilated. Of course, maybe it’s just the superimposition of the moon that makes him look Borgish, but consider this: that simile works really well, and similes don’t lie.
Fly – I agree. In the end, what comes out from between those teeth matters a lot less than the fact that they are pretty.
Chicks dig pretty teeth. The female vote is pretty much in the bag.
Personaly I think nuking Iran would bring world peace much faster then nuking the moon would bring world peace.
Thanks. I’m glad that I could play a small part in this positive step forward, as we set our eyes on the prize.
I hope it will long remain a beacon of unequivocal support for a candidate who has been proven to be the most steadfastly committed to conservative ideals.
Does Gingrich know about this? He wanted to be king of the moon!
The moon is a dull rock that just spins in circles and will never do anything to improve our daily lives or stop Obamacare…much like Romney.
Well, you guys have made seanmahair’s day.
yep.
Since this has been coming, I’m pretty sure it’s not just an April Fool joke. I wonder why people don’t understand that endorsing mediocrity just because it’s “inevitable” removes them from the ranks one respects and admires? Sure, I know it’s going to be McRomney, just as I know he’s going to lose again. Should I then endorse him? I don’t care what you think, don’t answer that.
Pfffffffffffft, “Romney Moon”…let’s hope for some brokered astronomy come the convention. Think about a political Galileo and not the staid rotation of benighted, silvering, Pachydermal cardinals and bishops.
So, whose pocked and cratered face would we rather have in the Moon? Obama’s or Romney’s?
If we have to choose, I’ll take the Govena, thanks. The other guy’s a Marxist crook.
Wait. RON PAUL!!!!11!!
Integrity-
1, adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.
2. the state of being whole, entire, or undiminished: to preserve the integrity of the empire.
3.a sound, unimpaired, or perfect condition: the integrity of a ship’s hull.
Don’t make me go into the archives and pull out what y’all have said about Romney. If you don’t like him, don’t support him. 4 more years of Obama can’t be that bad, just because all restraints will be off and he can/will do whatever in Rio Linda he wants to do. Don’t worry, be happy. Our gracious overlords might even let you live, as long as you sing “All HAIL” to Obama’s name, twice a day and before each meal.
See, it’ll be great.
Has Frank decided which Mitt Romney he’s going to endorse?
Hey, forget Mt Rushmore. I’ll never get to go to South Dakota anyway. If we could carve Teddy Roosevelt in 1927 with dynamite and chisels, why NOT do Mt Imbrium with some of our spare nukes? That way everyone would know who’s the greatest country ever. And I wouldn’t have to go to South Dakota.
Oh, and since the entire Muslim calendar is based on observations of the moon. . .