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Machetes Recalled Due to Laceration Hazard… Huh, wha.., wha’ the?…
I’m sure it’s just me, but I thought the picture of Bear Grylls on the package looked a little like Paul Ryan.
Gotta say I like the image of Paul Ryan wielding a machete – “Take THAT, bloated budget!”
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Uh-oh. Better stock up before they ban Coke for risk of refreshment in quantities greater than 16 oz and…
…oh. Nevermind.
To be fair, the recall was voluntary because the blades were falling off.
a guy cut himself but didn’t need stitches. Which obviously means he died instantly and stitches wouldn’t have done any good
i just hope Paul Ryan doesn’t drink his own urine
…or for that matter ANY urine.
I have one of these and it broke after 10 or so hours of use. The knife has a bad design and inferior steel, simple as that. I’m getting it replaced at Gerber expense. Gerber is a good company and stands behind their products. My only complaint with them is most of there knives need serious sharpening after purchase.