Not all women are women

Ed Schultz. Remember him? He’s still around, apparently.

He’s got a problem with women. Well, maybe not all women. But women with brains.

He’s all ticked off over Augusta National admitting women to their club. At least, the women they invited. He says they should have admitted Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama. (Tip: Newsbusters)


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One of his “concerns” was that Augusta National admitted two rich women. Of course, everybody in Schultzland knows that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, his picks, are dirt poor. Plus, neither of them had the advantage of growing up black near Birmingham, Alabama like Condoleezza Rice did.

Ignore the fact that it’s a private club. Oh, wait. Don’t. It is a private club. And they invite who they want. And, they wanted those two women. But, for Schultz and the left, that just won’t do.

See, in Schultzland, women don’t count unless they are liberal women. Right-wing women? Sluts.

If Ed Schultz wants to talk about stuff going on in Augusta, I have a couple of stories he could spend time on. There’s the Wal-mart toe-sucker. And, there’s the monkey party guy.

Those stories would be great for him. Tell the truth, now. Would you be shocked if, when his gig on TV finally, mercifully ends, Schultz winds up drunk with his pants down in a room full of monkeys, planning a night out sucking toes at Wal-mart? I didn’t think so.

13 Comments

  1. The depths of stupidity were so extreme, the liberal bias so blatant, the smug self-righteousness, the condescension so over the top… I’m speechless. Has there ever been any indication Hilary or Michelle play golf? Or enjoy anything about the sport? Other than the fact it occupies their husbands’ attention for 6+ hours at a go?

  2. “It is a private club. And they invite who they want. And, they wanted those two women.”

    No Basil, they didn’t. They didn’t want any women.

    So instead they invited two who they thought they could live with, two who would be less shrill and annoying than Hillary and Michelle.

    • Well, now, there is the fact they didn’t have to invite anybody, men or women. Because, well, they’re a private club, and don’t give a rat’s ass what anybody thinks. If they didn’t want them as members, they would not have invited them.

  3. My mom tells me she gets all her news from MSNBC and Ed Schultz.
    I thought the election of Obama killed my dad in 2008, but maybe he just couldn’t stand mom hogging the remote anymore and lost his will to live … ?
    Obama and MSNBC killed my dad!!!!11!!

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