Video: This Is How Your Grandmother Stops an Armed Jewelry Heist

[High Praise! to Sad Hill News]

Send the cowardly goblins scurrying for the door.

All you need is a gun, and the guts to use it:


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In the comments, Les of Brick Moon [High Praise!] suggests this video could be improved with Yakety Sax playing in the background.

If anyone wants to put that together and send me a link, I’ll post it.

7 Comments

  1. Since California’s prisons are so overcrowded that a court (either the California Supreme Court or the US Supreme court, I think) has ordered the release of tens of thousands of prisoners, we can’t send the invaders to prison. Clearly, we should just bind them hand and foot and send them back to the jewelry store, after first making sure that Grandma has lots of ammunition.

  2. I love the way the tough guy who came in first does a face-plant trying to get away. Too bad grandma couldn’t get out from the back room a little quicker to start putting lead into their buttcheeks as they fumbled at the door.

  3. Plan “A” didn’t work so well.

    Plan “B” wasn’t very well thought out either.

    They need to review the video at their next ‘practice robbing a jewelery store’ session to see just where they went wrong.

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