Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new plan to “fix” the immigration system…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new plan to “fix” the immigration system…
President Obama’s new plan to “fix” the immigration system…
move the border to the Panama Canal.
President Obama’s new plan to “fix” the immigration system…
seems like the old plan…
…is quite similar to my plan to ‘fix’ the cat. (apologies to DC)
…requires citizens to quarter immigrants in their homes – as long as they are not soldiers (to pass constitutional muster).
@3 Burt: He’s going to Castroate it?
@5 I see what you did there.
…get us to swallow the story that it’s just global warming messing up the annual migration back to Capistrano.
…slow down the process by getting Denny Hastert to allow only less than 10,000 at a time.
…”Just get me a link to Uber.com and print me up some of those dineros.”
…leave the pervs at the airports, the rest of the TSA gets sent south to the border.
…put anyone who disagrees with it in jail.
@4 Bob B says:
“to pass constitutional muster”
Heh.
I think you meant “pass constitutional mustard”
Because the guy is constantly passing constitutional gas.
…would make Rube Goldberg ask WTF!?!?
Josh Earnest said that the President’s strategy against
ISIS in Iraqthe immigration system has been a “success”.. . . is similar to his plan to “fix” elections: Flood the system with undocumented persons with no legal right to do what they are doing.
…”Fix” implies that it is not working as they planned.
. . . has been turned over to Kathleen Sebelius, who will demonstrate the same level of competence that she demonstrated with the Affordable (cough, cough) Care Act
. . . will work just as well as his plan to deal with the “JV team” from ISIS
President Obama’s new plan to “fix” the immigration system…
Free, fake, poorly Photo-shopped Hawaiian birth certificates for everyone!!!
…claim he is reluctantly giving all those white hispanics the privilege their skin color merits.
…first, you fire all the cops, then declare the law of rule.
…turn the USA into a post-Opacalyptic wasteland that no self-respecting immigrant would step foot onto.
…use Science! to show how illegal immigrants soak up twice as much Iranian dispersed radiation as pale faced gringos.