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Archive of entries posted on 17th June 2015
Having Been an American in Asia, I Can Confirm This
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Focusing on the Problem
The Department of Justice is concentrating on “far-right” groups in a new study of social media usage aimed at combating violent extremism.
Yeah, you never know when one of those lunatics might go to a crowded mall, pull out a pencil, and start drawing cartoons.
I Have No Idea. Flip a Coin…
Link of the Day: Wacky Russian Tourist Advice!
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17 Russian Travel Tips for Visiting America
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Mixer
Hillary Clinton held a “women-only” campaign event with such poor turnout that she started allowing men in.
Seems kinda desperate. Pretty soon she may even invite reporters to her press conferences.
Obama Warned Us – Sacrifices
“It will not be easy, it will require sacrifices, and the politics will be tough. But there is no other way.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate
“And I’ll be doing my part by collecting those sacrifices and distributing the spoils thereof to those who please me.”
Straight Line of the Day: What Songs Are on Hillary’s Spotify Playlist?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What song’s are on Hillary’s Spotify playlist
Random Thoughts: Clowns, Dolezal, and Jeb!
Can’t wait for October 21st, because then hopefully we’ll stop getting those false “Today is the day Marty McFly went to future” posts.
I just don’t get college these days. It seems like there has to be a lot cheaper ways to become obnoxiously stupid.
Eventually so many things will be declared offensive that only hate mongers will spend any moment of the day not angry about something.
We’re coming up with new things to be offended by at a much quicker rate than we’re retiring old things. This is not sustainable.
What’s a scientific term that refers to whether a majority of a human’s cells contain a Y chromosome?
Someone needs to guy-splain to Vox that they’re a bunch of clowns.
We have a clown culture growing in this country, led by things such as Vox. That’s not acceptable.
Does Twitter need a new CEO? Because I use Twitter.
We need a word that means “non-avian dinosaurs and their marine and flying reptile contemporaries that are all now extinct”.
Race is much more of a social construct than gender. #RachelDolezal
Is it wrong to call people on Twitter idiots when they self-identify as smart?
You ever get this feeling the president ain’t that great at being a leader?
Man, we have some weird gnats to choke on lately.
My 4yo daughter wanted me to wear a cape and save her from a dragon, so I had to lecture her on the damsel in distress trope.
Got an unopened but empty can of Coke in a 24 pack. Did they share it without asking us?
The Jeb Bush logo reminds me of the Boise public library.
This brand names seems like it’s trying way too hard. You’re friggin’ soap and water, dude.
“The heavens will weep at our bubbles!”
I actually don’t have strong feelings on JEB!!!11!!1!!eleventy!1!! as a candidate.
Show is Game of Thrones show spoiling book 6 now? Or will they wildly diverge now? Or am I foolish to think another book is ever coming?
I thought Oldboy was going to be about a young Gary Oldman, but that wasn’t it at all.
My guess at the end of Game of Thrones would be Daenerys suddenly falling down a staircase and dying.
Better
In a recent interview, Donald Trump said that he will make Mexico pay for the border fence that he will build.
Well, that’d be an improvement over the price America pays for the fence that Obama hasn’t built.