Frank J.’s Birthday

Nuclear cakeYes, it’s a national holiday. It’s Frank J.’s Birthday!

For some reason, I have to go to work today. Maybe it’s one of those Monday holidays like Washington’s Birthday or something. It was kinda quiet on Monday, come to thing of it.

Anyway, if you’re not at home celebrating, be sure to wish everyone you see a Happy Frank J.’s Birthday today.

But, and here’s the most important thing, at least as far as Frank J. is concerned. What did you get him? He wants presents. Lots and lots of presents. So be sure to list all the presents you sent Frank J. There will be an accounting.