Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
Something to do with deflated balls?
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
Channeling her inner Lucy.
Why not?
Cause you have to do a SECOND event before you can do a THIRD.
The first one didn’t go the required ten yards.
Not enough people are talking about her boldness and innovative approach.
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
keek ball, get check!
Twice the
bribescontributionsIt’s a darker, griftier reboot.
Hey, if Dems are going to vote twice, she can at least run twice.
…because most of her supporters have failing memories.
She didn’t like being post-opstaged by Bruce / Caitlyn Jenner.
Because. She. Can.
Hilary: No questions!
Shut up! That’s why!
To take attention away from Frank J’s birthday…and mine.
Because her dear friend, Chris Stevens, couldn’t attend the first one.
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
Because she didn’t harvest enough souls at the first one?
She was advised that both of her faces had to be elected for her to be president.
She has hired a new make up artist and wants to reveal that she is as pretty as Eleanor Roosevelt.
She realized at this point it doesn’t matter how or how often her aspirations die.
Announcing that you’re running is easier than running at her age.
The first time was somewhat of a rash decision, she thought she was there for an ointment.
First time was to get all her supporters in one room and she found out they were all made by Bike.
She found those missing FBI files on potential donors under some old billing records.
She hadn’t quite honed that Southern drawl accent.
She wanted to show she was just as good at mulligans as the current POTUS.
Because the first one broke some camera lenses. With her new facial and left-polarized camera lenses, she won’t get left behind.
Reset Button on the first one.
Charlie Charlie told her to do so.
Because the first one went so well. Like the car dealerships that extend a sales event because they sold so many cars.
There was a first?
Oh. well, I guess that’s why.
Why is Hillary Clinton planning to hold a SECOND campaign kickoff event?
Because the first one was so anti-climactic that in a little less than nine months—and continuing for about two weeks—not a single baby will be born!
The first was met by something less than slack jawed awe and admiration. Some people even deigned to even ask questions.
A “do over” was clearly in order. This time, with more potted plants!
Forgot to take the coin from the first coin-flip.
Equality.
She won’t stop until there are just as many Demoncratic campaign kick-off events as there are Republican campaign kick-off events. Seems so obvious I am surprised no one has said that yet.
The first one was preempted by an ALF marathon
Unlike Obama, who also uses his ignorance, she must rely exclusively on her stupidity and just repeats the same failed disaster over and over instead of finding new ways to fail.
It’s called Lewinskieing your way to the Oval Office.
THAT was her brain on drugs. THIS is her brain on Alzheimer’s.
Brain damage. Not a surprise, given the claim she had a concussion ’round the time of the Benghazi hearings. So she keeps forgetting she has officially announced her run for POTUS already. By the time of the election, she’ll have declared her intention to run ten times. And then she’ll announce it a couple more times after the election. too. She’d continue announcing it if it weren’t for an intervention. “Stop it, Hil,’ Bill will say; “You’re even embarrassing even me.”