French officials told their citizens not to fear wolves that have recently been spotted roaming the streets of Paris.
Yes, very effective advice to a country that’s been known to surrender to stray chihuahuas.
French officials told their citizens not to fear wolves that have recently been spotted roaming the streets of Paris.
Yes, very effective advice to a country that’s been known to surrender to stray chihuahuas.
Wait, what?
This threw me for a loup
When wolves are seconds away, the government will be there in minutes.
“So you want to know why we call it the Chomps-Élysées?”
“Does your putative dog bite?”
Vengeance on mimes, saith the Lord.
“Collect the evidence and baguette.” — Paris CSI gendarme
“Looks like this came from the paw de Calais” — same guy
Un Chien On De Loose
“Aidez-moi! Chateau Neuf de pup!”
Carnivoire:
Je carnivois
Tu carnivois
Il carnivoit
nous carnivoyons
vous carnivoyez
ils carnivoient
Scientists noted that the wolves were outside their normal ranges.
Of course. Why do you think they speak in these out-ranges accents?
Breakfast of Tiffanys
Let zem eat Alpo. ~ Marie Antoinette
Wolves? Is that the new word for Muslims in France these days?