Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After seeing the results of the MOAB he ordered dropped on ISIS in Afghanistan, President Trump…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After seeing the results of the MOAB he ordered dropped on ISIS in Afghanistan, President Trump…
…asked for a list of sanctuary cities.
DamnCat for the win!
…ordered a next generation weapon system: Concussive Ordinance Cataclysmically Obliterating All, colloquially known as “Chocolate Thunder”…
Which also comes in a High Orbital Threat configuration…
H.O.T
Would that make it a MILF?
Yes, a HOT MILF.
… ordered research on building the FOAB, in order to appease voters upset with the promotion of single-motherhood.
…followed up with the FOAD.*
*Father of all Detonations. What? What did you think it meant?
…suggested North Koreans duck and cover.
…took a big dump and felt refreshed.
…inquired about its use in construction projects.
…asked the Pentagon to evaluate its use in securing the Mexican border.
…ordered a study of dropping a few on the UN Building.
…googled the coordinates of the Sears Tower.
After seeing the results of the MOAB he ordered dropped on ISIS in Afghanistan, President Trump…
Said “That will do pig. That will do.”
Some are suggesting the bomb was nick named “Rosie O’Donnell”, which makes your punchline even funnier.
How about “Oprah?”
Here it is…
…ordered Bar-B-Que for dinner.
Pointed at the moon and quietly said…”You’re next.”
This one right here. I like this one. Have some bacon sir.
…said, “You’re Fired!”
…sent a text to Obama … “Dat’s how you do it!”
…commissioned some culturally sensitive burkas for the remaining mothers of all bombs.
…asked for the location of the corporate offices of Nordstroms.
… felt a message had been sent to the mothers of all bombers.
… said “Not bad, huh? By the way, her kids are on the way, and they’re worse.”
…decided he would attend the White House Correspondent”s Dinner via SKYPE.
…said Meh, that’s why they don’t call it the mother-in-law of all bombs.
…ordered a hundred more to be overnighted to just north of the 38″th paralell.
…looked at the camera and said, “I’m going to Disney World”.
…popped the top on a cold one.
…said, “Now that we’ve leveled the property, construction on the new Trump tower can begin!”
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