The good news is … Harvey is back tomorrow. We think.
Heck, he may have enjoyed his time off so much he just decides to sit around the house eating cookies and watching Netflix.
Nah, he’ll be back. And he’ll have more good stuff on a regular basis. Me? I don’t have the energy young kids like Harvey have. Plus I’m fat and lazy. I’ll just sit at the computer and come up with some nonsense that leads to me letting you do all the work. Then I call it “Open Thread.”
Or, another way of looking at it, you guys really are funny. That’s one of the reasons I stayed when I first dropped by IMAO all those years ago. Besides all the Frank J. funneh — remember when there was a lot of that because he didn’t have a life? — there was the funny stuff in the comments. Well, Frank J. has married, fathered some children with the lovely and talented Sarah K., and moved a few times, changed jobs, and basically became an adult.
The blog changed. Frank J. opened it up to others blogging here. Some of those have come and gone.
You, though, haven’t changed. Well, yeah, you have. Some of you have gone on to other things, some got pissed and left, some died, but then some of you stopped by and stayed. But you all have one thing in common: you are some funny people. Well, not all of you. Some of you are really really scary. But most of you are really really funny.
Truth is, that’s what I like about the Open Threads we’ve done this week. That and it keeps me from having to write something.
So, with that out of the way, it’s the Sunday Night Open Thread! Nothing is off limits (well, as long as it’s not worse than PG-13). Tell a joke. Ask a question. Comment on something. Leave a link. Have at it.
Who wants to start?

Who delivers broken eggs three days after Easter?
The Easter Rummy!
Hey remember when IMAO had a podcast? You should got the bloggers together and make a movie. Then let MST3K riff it.
I have a new life goal! I wish to one day be adjudged “really, really scary” by Basil@imao. Can you imagine the effect it will have when included in my resume’?
What? You thought I was talking about someone else?
Love your blogging style, Basil.
Frannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk!! 10 minutes/week, Frank. Step away from the Twitter tablet and write for your IMAO.
(Is that scary?)
I for one have thoroughly enjoyed the “open threads” and I hope they become a regular feature here at IAMO. At any rate here is my contribution for tonight…I call it The Case Of The Last Post Of The Day or Thanx Firesign Theater… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwG5c9IsgbA&t=200s
Joe and Jill Biden are at a restaurant for dinner. They’ve been seated, Joe has touched all the females, and their waiter comes to take their order. Jill says, “I’ll have the filet of sole.” The waiter asks, “And the vegetable?” Jill responds, “He’ll have the filet of sole, too.”
Shouldn’t we call him IMAO’s Frank?