Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Expected to become the world’s #1 travel destination…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Expected to become the world’s #1 travel destination…
…The moon of course to read our sign on the moon fantastic messages.
…away…
…Frank J. Fleming’s childhood home…
…Portland, to witness Antifa in their natural habitat…
.. or Tucker Carlson’s house.
…Mexico – it’s on the way to settling here.
Ginsberg Falls.
Awesome.
.
The co-incidents of her little event and this Straight Line Of The Day was like . . . Halley’s Comment!
truly an epiphany
Half right.
The “epi” was needed.
The “phany” was on the floor.
You’ll find them just upstream from Liberal DamDam Dam
…I’m not saying its Area 51, to see the aliens…. but it’s Area 51 to see the aliens.
We don’t need to see the stinkin’ aliens…we are the stinkin’ aliens. ~ Pablo from Guatemala coming to a boarder near you.
There’s only dead ones in vitro there. To see live ones in their natural habitat you have to go to LA
… Anti-PCville.
Increasingly, people are willing to “go there.”
…Nuevo Laredo!
Expected to become the world’s #1 travel destination…
Broward County, FLA! Be ready to cast your welcoming ballot!
Expected to become the world’s #1 travel destination…
Funkytown.
The Love Shack, baby
DamnK-k-k-k-katmandu
Under the Boardwalk
Up On the Roof
Downtown
The harm you have done by putting that last song into my head will be a millstone around your neck in the afterlife.
Numa Numa
Albatross! Get your freshly killed albatross here!
My link to a worse earworm apparently failed to pass moderation*. (Numa Numa) on youtube.
*(It is pretty annoying)
That’s OK, that’s OK: I lived through the Numa Numa years.
(The years it took me to get that song out of my head.)
At least you don’t have Badgers stuck in your head…
Better than ‘banana phone’
Unknown.
… Strawberry Fields
Forever??
… the Hotel (no ID required) California
…. Surfin’ now. Everybody’s learning how.
If everybody had a shotgun, and a surfboard too, we could go skeet surfin’ from here to Malibu!
Time permitting, Frank Sinatra.
He’ll be appearing all this week in the Boom Boom room ’till midnight.
. . . Obama’s Residence.
What?
There’s a wall around it?
How odd.
… the nearest recharging station, for government-mandated 45-mile-radius electric cars.
Whoops! Missed a decimal point. 4.5-mile-radius.
… the voting booth in November 2020. People living and dead, from all countries, will be heading there.
… Superman’s Fortress of Solicitude.
… Dr. Evil’s Secret Lair. (“Can’t anyone keep a frickin’ secret?”)
Rick’s in Casablanca.
…it’s more about the caravan trip than the destination.
The Road Goes On Forever, And The Party Never Ends
… Eroticon VI, for Douglas Adams fans.
You know that’s the only reason space travel geeks keep at their work night and day.
Expected to become the world’s #1 travel destination…
Tokyo
Movie reference, for those of you kids who have never heard of it.
Damn it man I’m Obscury huntin’!
Belgium, if it’s Tuesday.
The Great White North, or up nort.
It’s the beauty way to go.
…Dizzy Knees Hillary’s Handbasket to Hell theme park.
We recommend the Look Maw Occasional Cortex of Ignorance Funhouse.
If that’s not scary enough, try the Oh, That’s What Happened To Henry Waxman Now Stab Me In The Eyes House Of Democrat Horrors.
Be sure to save time to witness the Are You Sure She’s Not Dead Until Trump Is Gone Never Mind The Smell SCOTUS Appointment Circus.