Link of the Day: I’ve Only Offered the Moon. I Feel So Selfish

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Compassionate: This Democratic Representative Is So Opposed To Gun Violence That He’s Willing To Nuke The Entire Country To Stop It

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