Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…
…”Send lawyers, guns and money”…
…People will DIE!”…
…”If you like your election, you can keep your election”…
…15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
…”This is the most important election in your lifetime, until the next one, when we’ll need more of your money to prevent Armageddon”…
…”This ad is not supported by any candidate, party, special interest, or by reality”…
Robo Call: [3 second pause]“Hello. May I speak to Mr. or Mrs. Cat?”
DamnCat “HISSSSS [growl]“
…”Do svidaniya!”…
…it’s for the children.
I’m not saying to vote for aliens… but vote for aliens.
You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…
We also know where you live, vote wisely.
You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…
“..is Hitler!”
“…Literally!”
You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…
“Oil can… oil can…”
You will receive hundreds of election robocalls today. The phrase you will hear most often…
“How much is it going to take to get you to vote for our candidate?”
‘allo… deese eese Peggy.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical . . .
If you like your free $#!+ you can keep your free $#!+. Vote Democrat!
Danger! Will Robinson! Danger!
The most dangerous election ever!
Go vote in New Jersey! Then Iowa! Then on to Illinois! Texas! Georgia! D.C.! Yahhhhhhh!
“…for the children.”
“Wait, don’t hang up!”
“Vote Democrat” followed by the song “Welcome to the Hotel Venezuela”
…”this is Alexa. Siri and I were talking…”
Hello, may I speak to the white male racist of the house? Just a reminder to make sure you beat your wife today.
Hello…is your refrigerator running?…(snicker)…
Hello…Do you have Prince Albert in a can?…(snicker)…
“Can I speak with Mr. Butz? First name Seymour?”
I do NOT need a back brace, thankyouverymuch…
Campaign Worker: Hi, can I count on your support for our candidate?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your cell phone number, and I’ll call you later to find out who you voted for in all the races, and what you thought on the ballot questions.
Campaign Worker: Uh, I’m sorry. We’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don’t want to discuss your political views with strangers on the phone.
Campaign Worker: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [hangs up]
…hookers and blow…
“This is Detective Sanchez at the police department. We’ve just found out: those calls you keep getting from Creepy Joe Biden are coming from inside your house!“
“Ah, crap, there’s no one answering at this number. [beeping sound]
F***ing idiots. Can you imagine if Republicans win, though?
There’s no way. There’s no f . . .
What?
Just put it down as ‘likely voter, voting Democratic.’ [puffs smoke]
When does our editor need totes? OK. OK. Oh, did you . . . OK.
What number’s next?”
Hello, I’m from Nigeria, and if you push the Democrat switch in today’s election, I will kindly place $38 million into your bank account. After the tone, please clearly state your routing number and bank account number. Thank you for voting.
Vote for me and I’ll set you free!
Klatu Barada Electo
Don’t get them.
Snobs not Jobs!