The front will have a portrait of Calvin Coolidge, (we will leave it up to the artist whether he should be depicted with his pinky touching the corner of his lip) and the back will have a picture of a chicken farm (for obvious reasons.) Instead of traditional Arabic numerals in the corners,
the denomination will be written as One Million. On the back, to the left of the chicken farm will be the Seal of The United States. (This is ideas for the design of a $1 million bill, right?)
I have a proven method that actually nets you about $2.3M. Just reply with your cc information and email address and I’ll send you the pdf file outlining the system.
Carbon credits!
Claim to plant trees (where no one can see, count, or evaluate them) to offset the guilt of owning cars, yachts, mansions, and private planes.
Nah . . .
Million-Dollar Idea: If it is from the government it will cost you a Billion.
Million-Dollar Idea:First, get 1 million dollars.
Remember these two simple words: I forgot.
I forgot to pay my taxes.
Million-Dollar Idea:Have one get the second for half price! Thursdays only.
Have Hillary invest, oh, I dunno … $5 in cattle futures for you?
The front will have a portrait of Calvin Coolidge, (we will leave it up to the artist whether he should be depicted with his pinky touching the corner of his lip) and the back will have a picture of a chicken farm (for obvious reasons.) Instead of traditional Arabic numerals in the corners,
the denomination will be written as One Million. On the back, to the left of the chicken farm will be the Seal of The United States. (This is ideas for the design of a $1 million bill, right?)
Just add a zero
Not a fan of Wilson.
Like the one pictured in the center?
Yeah, the one pictured. I actually like Flip, and think Brian is a decent musician.
How about Volleyballs?
oh, here’s one we will need once the Democrats get back into power. To buy a cup of coffee.
Like meat and toilet paper, coffee will be available only to the ruling class of Democratic-Socialists. It might get you a cup of chicory though.
…make pianos for left handed people.
Can’t you just… oh. Never mind.
Get one tenth of the population of the US to send you three cents. Have a great day at CoinStar.
Politician portrait punching bags.
Pet door with facial recognition.
…hand Pelosi the SOTU speech printed on synthetic paper.
Get adopted by Joe Biden.
Self deleting internet search histories.
Hold the entire world hostage, until they meet your demand for $1,000,000…
Charge a penny for everyone else’s thoughts…
Offer not practical in Blue States
Cross-platform social media scrubbing…
Come up with an app that will count votes!
Invest in the new Pelosi Dreadnought Paper Shredder
Offer a Nigerian prince a 90% discount to send the money now.
Pre-Fabricated large wooden badgers
“Why am I telling you?”
— Gov. LePetomaine
Live in NYC and earn $3 million.
Step 1: Collect underpants.
I have a proven method that actually nets you about $2.3M. Just reply with your cc information and email address and I’ll send you the pdf file outlining the system.
Start a humorous website, accuse a famous blogger of killing and eating puppies.
Then watch the sweet, sweet blog money roll in!
Million-Dollar Idea: Plastic parsley…you can use it over and over again.
Several restaurants have beaten you to it.
Bottle tap water!
Nah . . .
Carbon credits!
Claim to plant trees (where no one can see, count, or evaluate them) to offset the guilt of owning cars, yachts, mansions, and private planes.
Nah . . .
Assemble a team of lawyers to see if the president has done anything that needs to be investigated.
Then later investigate the investigators to see what they were investigating.
Assemble a team of idiots to do that. Same results, lower overhead.
Assemble a team that will do away with lawyers.
Anti-lawyers.
Post a million dollar idea in IMAO comments.
Oppo steals idea and makes millions of dollars
Sue Oppo and get a million dollars
Acting as your own lawyer? Cause otherwise…