QOTW: Let us all scream

And what do we all scream for? Liver! Yeah! Liver!

(Wait, not Liver? Well then what? Ice cream? You sure? Okay we’ll start again.)

And what do we all scream for? Ice Cream! Yeah Ice Cream!

So your question for this week is “What is your favorite flavor of Ice Cream”? Please don’t worry, there is not a bridge of eternal peril involved. At least that’s what I’ve been assured by highly placed sources in British Intelligence.

Gentlemen, start your stating.

More Disease-laden Monkeys

It’s not just monkeys with Coronavirus that are a threat. There are Herpesmonkeys in Florida.

We mentioned the other day about U.K. “scientists” infecting monkeys with Coronavirus. But a little closer to home, there are monkeys with herpes in Florida.

Tracy Fenn, Assistant Curator of Mammals at the Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens, (said):

“These monkeys were never domesticated animals, they’re a wild species,” Fenn said. “They’re very common in research laboratories and tourist attractions which is of course where this population originated in Florida.”

The story of the rhesus macaque in northern portions of Florida beings at Silver Springs State Park near Ocala. If you’re like me and grew up near Ocala, there is no doubt you have heard the rumor that these monkeys were left behind after the filming of the movie Tarzan the Ape Man in the early 1930s.

And herpes is widespread in these monkeys. And my comment about them being closer to home? Yeah, Jacksonville is 100 miles from the house.

People should be more concerned about disease-carrying monkeys, but they aren’t. Probably because they see screaming, poo-flinging, disease-carrying animals on the TV every Democrat debate. So, when monkeys do the same thing, they don’t get worked up.

But, the deal is that we need to be concerned about them. They need to be rounded up and kept away from people. And we need to deal with the monkeys too.

Thursday Night Open Thread

Barenaked Ladies, which is actually four fully-clothed dudes, had one big hit song. It’s probably not the song you’ve heard the most from them, though. They also did the theme to The Big Bang Theory. Of course, you’d probably have to watch The Big Bang Theory to hear it, so there’s always a down side.

[The YouTube]

While that did look a lot like the car from Starsky and Hutch, the Dukes of Hazzard “look-alike” missed on many levels.

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

The Absolute Best The Democrats Can Muster

“Not a deep bench,” as the saying goes.

Shortly before the caucuses began on Saturday, Elizabeth Warren surprised her volunteers at Coronado High School in suburban Henderson with two boxes of Dunkin’ Donuts, a favorite from her home state of Massachusetts.

“This is my first election!” one supporter told Warren as an impromptu selfie line began to form.

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After Sanders victory in Nevada, rivals insist they’re still in the running
Yahoo! News | 02-22-2020 | Andrew Romano, Hunter Walker and David Knowles


New Moon

So, the Earth has another moon. Turns out we got ourselves a new moon about three years ago, according to a report out of Arizona.

Kacper Wierzchos, a researcher with the Catalina Sky Survey at the University of Arizona’s Lunar and Planetary Lab, tweeted Tuesday. “Earth has a new temporarily captured object/Possible mini-moon called 2020 CD3. On the night of Feb. 15, my Catalina Sky Survey teammate Teddy Pruyne and I found a 20th magnitude object.”

Wierzchos said the object measures about 6 feet to 11 feet across, and its orbit suggests that it entered Earth’s orbit around three years ago.

I’m not sure how this impacts our plans to Nuke The Moon. I can think of a couple of ways this might affect those plans.

First, if we do nuke the moon, we now have a backup moon. It’s a small one, to be sure, but it’s better than nothing. I’m not sure

Second, we could nuke it instead. Or nuke it first, as a test run. That might be a good idea.

So, what do you think? Should we nuke it?

Wednesday Night Open Thread

Some artists only have one really big hit. Len Barry’s 1-2-3 was kept from the top spot in 1965 by The Supremes. The thing is, Len Barry, who co-wrote 1-2-3 was sued by Motown Records, claiming 1-2-3 was a rip-off of a Supremes song, Ask Any Girl. There is a similarity.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

IMAO Time Machine: Fun Facts About the 50 States: Kentucky

This is a reposting of one of Harvey’s classics. There’s a link to the book in the sidebar. — The Editors


Welcome to Fun Facts About the 50 States, where – week by week – I’ll be taking you on a tour around this great nation of ours, providing you with interesting, yet completely useless and probably untrue, information about each of the 50 states.

This week, it’s time to put the K in KFC, because we’re headed out to Kentucky, so let’s get started…


Kentucky state flag
In the last vote on the matter, this design narrowly beat out an image of two pickups and a still.
  • Kentucky became the 15th state on June 1, 1792, despite the fact that no one in the state can actually count that high.
  • The state sport of Kentucky is horse racing, mostly because you can’t lose your license for “riding under the influence.”
  • In Kentucky, spitting tobacco juice on someone is considered a friendly greeting, much like the “up yours!” of a New York cabbie.
  • Kentucky is one of America’s leading coal-mining states. Coal miners are easily recognizable by their almost Frenchman-like layer of black filth.
  • While attending church services in Kentucky, remember that – traditionally – the collection plate is passed BEFORE the spittoon.
  • They get REALLY upset when you get that wrong.
  • The state reality TV show of Kentucky is the Jerry Springer show, or – as it’s known locally – “Southern Survivor.”
  • When visiting a Civil War battlefield in Kentucky, try not to laugh out loud if the guide mentions how “we purt’ near won that battle.”
  • The state flower of Kentucky is Goldenrod, which should not be confused with that crappy James Bond movie starring Pierce Brosnan.
  • The state motto of Kentucky is “United we stand, divided we fall, drunk we pass out.”
  • This replaced the old motto of “4 million people, 15 last names.”
  • There are no newspapers in Kentucky, as being literate is considered snooty.
  • Although Kentucky is bordered by seven different states, Kentuckians rarely shop across state lines, since most stores in other states have firm “no shoes, no teeth, no service” policies.
  • Kentucky’s nickname is the Bluegrass state.
  • Yeah, we all know grass is GREEN, but if you try to tell THEM that, they’ll think you’re just being snooty.
  • Kentucky is the only state in the US where drivers routinely hit their brakes before running over banjo players.
  • The electric lightbulb was first demonstrated at the Southern Exposition in Louisville, Kentucky in 1883, but was dismissed by locals as just another passing fad, like horseless carriages and soap.
  • Kentucky’s name comes from the Iroquois Indian word “Ken-tah-ten,” which means, “wife… sister… what’s the difference?”
  • The state song of Kentucky is the “Hee-Haw” theme.
  • Kentucky has a population of 4 million people, all of whom are nicknamed Bubba.
  • Except for the women, of course, who are nicknamed Bubba Mae.
  • Or Auntie Mom.
  • The state tree of Kentucky is whichever one the Governor drives into while drunk. This week it’s the tulip poplar.
  • The Kentucky Derby is the oldest continuously-run horse race in America, and was the inspiration for such other races as the Kentucky Stetson and the Kentucky Yarmulke.
  • Heather French became the first Miss America from Kentucky in 1999. She beat out Miss Alabama by correctly answering the question, “What is a toothbrush used for?”
  • Colonel Harlan Sanders opened his first fried chicken restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky in 1952. It was hugely successful, unlike his earlier chain of Kentucky Fried Possum.
  • Both Abraham Lincoln and Confederate President Jefferson Davis were born in Kentucky. They attended the same school as John Wilkes Booth, who routinely beat them both up and stole their lunch money.
  • The song “Happy Birthday To You” was written by two sisters from Louisville, Kentucky in 1893, and was originally titled, “I’m Too Cheap to Buy You a Present.”

Well, that wraps up the Kentucky edition of Fun Facts About the 50 States. Next week I’ll be slogging through the bayous of Louisiana.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go grab me a bucket of KFP.


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Need an Editor for the Last Line

World’s First In Vitro Cheetah Cubs Born at Columbus Zoo
phys.org / February 25, 2020

The first cheetah cubs ever conceived through in vitro fertilization have been born at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, marking a breakthrough for zoo breeding programs.
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Adrienne Crosier, a cheetah biologist, and Dr. Pierre Comizzoli, a research biologist, both from the biology institute, performed the procedure, along with the Columbus Zoo’s veterinary team.
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“Working with the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium was a game-changer because their females are highly cooperative,” Crosier said.