Straight Line of the Day: Dick van Dyke Has Endorsed “Younger” Bernie Sanders for President. Which Means… Posted by Oppo on 26 February 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Dick van Dyke has endorsed “younger” Bernie Sanders for president. Which means…
“I’m a very enthusiastic supporter of Bernie Sanders.” “…I have all my marbles.” Clearly contradictory statements Reply to this comment
And doing it every week for the opening credits! That had to take a toll on his noggin. Reply to this comment
… he didn’t have the guts to make this video in 2016 or he would have been starring in Diagnosis Suicide. Reply to this comment
Rose Marie and Maurie Amsterdam are going to tease him relentlessly. As well they should. Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: Dick van Dyke has endorsed “younger” Bernie Sanders for president. Which means…all those years I didn’t watch the Dick van Dyke show because I don’t like TV sitcoms wasn’t in vain. Reply to this comment
. . . he wants the entire country to be like San Francisco. Sh- – y Sh- – y Bang Bang Reply to this comment
…Dick Van Dyke has been replaced with the communist agent codenamed “P3nis Van Lesbian.” Reply to this comment
…Dick van Dyke is an idiot.
“I’m a very enthusiastic supporter of Bernie Sanders.”
“…I have all my marbles.”
Clearly contradictory statements
… he should be suing Disney for brain damage…
… falling over ottomans can be dangerous to your health…
And doing it every week for the opening credits!
That had to take a toll on his noggin.
…Laura disagrees.
…he’s about to show you something he likes to call… ‘Me Ol’ Bamboo’
…when Van Dyke passes away, Bernie will finally have a stiff Dick.
… he didn’t have the guts to make this video in 2016 or he would have been starring in Diagnosis Suicide.
Rose Marie and Maurie Amsterdam are going to tease him relentlessly. As well they should.
Straight Line of the Day: Dick van Dyke has endorsed “younger” Bernie Sanders for president. Which means…all those years I didn’t watch the Dick van Dyke show because I don’t like TV sitcoms wasn’t in vain.
. . . he wants the entire country to be like San Francisco.
Sh- – y Sh- – y Bang Bang
…he hasn’t really noticed the older one that is running.
… that some people live too many years, and Bernie will do something about it…
…he’s full of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
… asleep is as lucky as lucky can be.
The Dick was 16 years old when Bernie was born.
…Walrus will be adding “Tripped Over the Ottoman” to Soused Synonyms.
…Dick Van Dyke has been replaced with the communist agent codenamed “P3nis Van Lesbian.”