“Um-Hmm… So — theoretically — if we had thousand Shakespeares sit at a thousand typewriters for a thousand years, they’d use the typewriters to beat the crap out of their monkey overlords. Interesting…”
“…and when I’m elected President, I will direct the Department of Agriculture to plant all the tree’s the free stuff is going to grow on.” Bernie Sanders 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg listens to arguments during the 2047 Supreme Court session.
I was gonna go with Ruth Bader Ginsburg… age 11, learns the truth about the Tooth Fairy.
Good one.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg auditioning for Mad Magazine.
“Wait, Larry King is still around?”
{Monkey reading computer screen}
“The official policy of IMAO is that monkeys are . . . hey, wait a minute!!”
{Monkey double-checks calculations}
“Um-Hmm… So — theoretically — if we had thousand Shakespeares sit at a thousand typewriters for a thousand years, they’d use the typewriters to beat the crap out of their monkey overlords. Interesting…”
“Five more minutes and I’ll be done with your script, Mr. Biden.”
“Good, because I’m ready for my closeup Mr. Demille.”
“…and when I’m elected President, I will direct the Department of Agriculture to plant all the tree’s the free stuff is going to grow on.” Bernie Sanders 2020
Send pic to a co-worker at home with the flu:
“Doctor Monkey says you should stay home until you are all better.”